I WANT TO BE A HORRID (AND CUTE) MAN EATING ENTITY AAAHAHAHAHAHAH

_~°•*JJK Headcanons*•°~_

For the Ghetto Sugarboo fans

Geto Suguru x Blk!Fem!Reader

Tags/Warnings: Fluff!canon, no smut/lemon, Geto is cheeky bc why not, Satoru is his own warning

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Bf!Geto who:

Let's you use his shampoo and conditioner because IK we'll all be DAMNED if some cute, sexy man has better hair than us

Makes his curses follow at least 3 cars of width behind you when you need to go out (at night and away from home)

Refrains from calling your family w/o cursed energy monkeys because it's derogatory

Keeps you on his arm at all times when you go out with him in public so nothing happens to you

Let's you do/practice on his hair when you feel inspiration coming on

Introduces you to Mimiko and Nanako and gets little butterflies when he sees you three getting along so well...

Loses all of those butterflies when introducing to Satoru.

He (Satoru) took an immediate liking to you (platonic) after realizing that you also like to get on Ghetto's nerves

Vows never to bring the both of you around Nanami at the same time because you'll cause him to age 30 years

Loves at home movie dates with you, he likes cuddling with you while you talk through previews,

he likes holding you if it's a scary movie that you can't sit still through

Who lost every thought he had for a few minutes when you first said 'I love you'

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Guys give me more ideas for hc's plsssss

Choice - Jack Stauber

Part 2

Caffinate

You get me going

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Brain

Heart

Control

Caffinate

Melatonin

Part 3 link:

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Choice - Jack Stauber

Part 3 Love Brain Heart WAKE UP SMACK

If you're waking/about to wake up- Remember:

Save yourself the trouble,

Poop before leaving the house

#is it so bad that I actually want this kind of romance?

“they hated eachother!!! they tried to kill eachother!!” WRONG!!! THEY BOTH KNEW THE OTHER COULDNT DIE THEY JUST DID IT FOR THE THRILL AND RAGE!!!!! THEY SACRIFICED THEMSELVES FOR THE OTHER!!!! THEY PLAYED YOURE THE ONE THAT I WANT DURING THE FIGHT IN THE HONDA CIVIC!!!!!! WOLVERINE LITERALLY MOVED IN WITH DEADPOOL. IM NOT CRAZY.

*que me instantly getting ideas to write a short story from the perspective of a morally corrupt, evil villain who treats their victims like toys without a care for feelings of pain or bias of circumstances*

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😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

Laughing till I'm crying

Tim Wright: ALEX, HOW COULD YOU KILL JAY?

Alex Kralie: A number of ways, actually. For example, I used a gun.

“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

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jack stauber the man you are

Looking at you @deathcabforkralie 🫵🏾👁️👁️

marble hornets is great because it asks the important questions. like what would happen if you gave a film major a real working gun