Guys Why Is Asking For Shit So Difficult?!

`~•°×|JJK x Cowboys! Hamilton! Au|×°•~`

OKAYYY so imagine Jjk but it's actually Hamilton on crack and cowboys-

Where Gojo (Hamilton) and Geto (Aaron Burr) are cowboys and they have a duel at High Noon™

[because this is the 1600's so there's cowboys now fight me]

BUT OH WAIT-

they forgot to recite~

~~ The Ten Duel Commandments ~~

And then Geto/✨my baby boo Leslie Odon✨ sings 'Wait For It'

*I'm having a stroke someone help me /j

Anyways it's SatoSugu but actually Hamilton x Burr

((I can't do Hamilton x Lawrence because unfortunately it doesn't work IM SORRY))

Geto Burr because he's basically always second place to Hami-jo

Lmao imagine all of the SatoSugu + Mr. Loverman in the bg but everyone is also snorting a bunch of crack and it's all set in a time period where the entirety of Hamilton is actually cowboys

Hami-jo is still Hoejo™ confirmed and Geto Burr just really needs a win

Lafayette and Mulligan are Shoko (former) and Haibara(?)(latter)

Nanami is George Washington because literally who can't trust him

I have no idea where to fit the jujutsu students in here lol

Naoya is that whoever idiot who was Hamilton's enemy for the song Ten Duel Commandments (but he actually does this time cuz I think he lived in Hamilton canon)

All of this just came to me like 15 minutes ago because I was laughing at these comments on the following Instagram reel.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9snl_1tGv3/?igsh=Zzl0OWZlYmt5ZG03

Who really are you?

T1m W41ght?

Your eyes are soulless and empty. You're a broken piece of ancient pottery. Worn and worse from wear.

Måßk6?

Face glossy and devoid of feeling. Rain and thunder storms couldn't describe the torment behind those eyes. How much does it hurt to never be able to scream?

You don't seem like yourself anymore. How does it feel, being split down the middle- on the verge between life and death?

Did it hurt when he killed you?

Did it hurt when he killed you again?

...

Can we actually talk about how Tim's life is basically ruined?

Can we talk about how He just wanted to live normally but he couldn't because he unfortunately got involved with all this Operator bs and whatever crack Alex was on?

(we can't fully blame anyone except The Operator because they're all victims of this madness, yes even Alex)

Can we talk about how Tim may be forever scarred mentally and emotionally because a significant and fucked up part of his life was just on camera and he had to figure out what in the world was happening to him everytime he blacked out?

Can we talk about how he may never understand why he got involved in the first place? And subsequently, can we talk about how he might hold on forever to the belief that he brought The Operator into the world and kickstarted this nonsense?

Can we talk about how his pain was pushed onto a back burner because Jay and Alex had shit to sort through?

Can we talk about how he and Brian might never get past their trauma and not being able to shine in the presence of the 2 stars that are Alex and Jay?

Can we talk about this?

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

Choice - Jack Stauber

Part 1 (somehow it didn't post the first time? Idek)

Love

Brain

Heart

Control

Caffinate

Melatonin

Love

...

Heart

Control

Part 2 link:

Tumblr

Choice - Jack Stauber

Part 2 Caffinate You get me going ... Brain Heart Control Caffinate Melatonin

HOLY SHIT JM SORRY???

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU'RE GETTING FRATURES B E F O R E THIS?!?!?

damn dude/ette, keep flying high 🗣️🎉🫶🏾🌅 (congratulations)

In Court

sketch>finished traditional piece>refrence image

Sukuna=Eminem I will die on this hill. Anyways, he's in court for crimes that they can't pin him for because Sukuna is too good at removing evidence.

between the numerous black bloggers and transfems getting the scorched earth treatment, and the rampant zionism, transmisogyny, antisemitism, antiblackness, sinophobia, etc etc it should be clear that matt and the rest of the staff on tumblr's team Aren't good people

🫰🏾💞🫂🫂🫂it's okay pookie

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

Lmao Sukuna is a baseball ⚾ and also plane ✈️lover headcanons

1. Every time he bets on a team, they miraculously always win. Even if he gets on an objectively bad team, somehow the renowned better doing opposers keep losing. Somehow

2. Will occasionally go on rants to anyone and also no one about how this wholly American sport should have been invented by Japanese people (I also hc that he is pretty nationalistic) in his day

3. Absolutely %100 a keyboard warrior who is occasionally active on Twitter (not really a surprise) to argue with people about why baseball is better than most (no- contact) sports.

4. He does like Hockey (the sheer brutality and also punching people parts) and Football (no explanation needed)

5. Loves going on autistic rants about why planes are so cool and awesome and amazing and also has many (many) ideas and blueprints to make them more accommodating for people of larger sizes (this is for his Heian Era form)

6. He, in deed, really likes fighter jets and has watched many playthroughs of games centered around flying and just tearing shit up

6.5 (coughs in he absolutely has watched too many CoD streams and may have acquired a new barrage of vocabulary)

7. Headcanon that he liked ⚾ enough to go to a few (at least 25) games and engage in The Usual Riffraff™:

7a. Go headfirst in autistic debates about the sport with other fanatics.

7b. Gets way too much themed things but also a few VERY rare and signed pieces from some legends themselves. Somehow he acquired a ball signed by (Insert Famous ⚾Player Here).

8. He sits in the airport too much just looking at planes taking off, landing and getting fuel.

9. He'd probably actually do some grunt work and do surprise surveys about planes on passengers.

10. Most likely almost got lost when he got enraptured by one of his favorite models (___) and strayed too close to it entrance.

10.5 he should've gotten on that plane, it was going to The Bahamas.

11. Sukuna is to ✈️ and ⚾ like Gojo is too annoying people. Can't help it; won't stop it.

12. Modern Sorcerer! Sukuna absolutely barges into Geto one day while the latter is flying on his pelican (don't ask why Sukuna was in the air) and Sukuna went on a tangent about how Helicopters and their pelican siblings need to be planes instead.

Thank you Marcus Aurelius

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.