Gross, Bone-cracky Resurrection.

Art by:  Silvia Leija

So once upon a time, I attempted to make a Sailor Mars cookie. Due in part to using a different kind of icing than usual, it did not go well. So I present to you...Sailor Derp.

I have two potential headcanons for this. Choose the one you like best or feel free to make (and share) your own. 

First headcanon: Usagi and Rei got into a petty squabble while decorating cookies and Usagi made this to piss Rei off.

Second headcanon: This is Usagi’s honest and best attempt to make a Sailor Mars cookie because she adores Rei and think she’s amazing. She presents it to Rei proudly. How does Rei react? I can’t decide. 

In conclusion, SAILOR DERP. 

Excellent points, but I feel like the key word here is PREPARED. 

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

Female Awesome Meme: [3/10] female characters who deserve better – Nebula (MCU)

“I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly… piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.”

So I've been reading Dracula Daily and I've decided that Lucy Westenra=Usagi Tsukino. I will not be taking questions at this time.

New girl have powers?

I love Jen too, Preeya! Tommy hasn't told you?! The crap!

I'm glad she asked that question about Lu's name, because I am so confused too.

This shits crazy

john mulaney played spider-ham because he’s horny for death. 

I mean when you put it like that..