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some of you guys need to realise there is a difference between your consciousness and your brain

your consciousness is you - your awareness, your essence - but your brain is just the physical organ processing experiences in each reality. when you shift, you’re moving your consciousness into a different version of yourself, one with a different brain shaped by different life experiences. that means some things won’t feel exactly the same. your thought patterns, instincts, even personality might be different because they were formed by a different life. maybe a food you dislike here is your favorite there, or a skill you struggle with now comes naturally.

“when i first shift i’m gonna be so freaked out!” well, no. the moment you shift, your consciousness seamlessly integrates into the brain of that reality, making it feel completely natural. It won’t feel like some sudden, jarring experience; it’ll just feel like you’ve always been there, like a natural continuation of your life in that reality.

“i’m gonna be so awkward around my friends at first” nope. there’s nothing to ‘get used to’ because your brain in that reality already knows them. their mannerisms, inside jokes, and history with you will feel completely natural - just like any other day speaking to your friends.

so lets cut out all of the ‘omg i met them and they realised something was off’ or ‘omg i almost had a panic attack when i first shifted i was so shocked’ because that’s just not how it works. there’s no dramatic reveal, no awkward adjustment period. you’re simply there, living as if you always have been.

Hold up y'all know that blockages and limiting beliefs are not a thing right???? That nothing is holding you back right???? That they're just made up and not actually real right????

RIGHT??????

assume it’s yours and keep assuming it’s yours when you think about it.

decide its yours and keep deciding its yours when you think about it.

affirm it’s yours and keep affirming it’s your when you think about it.

these are all synonyms.

assumptions are created INSTANTLY.

Assumption = something you believe to be true without proof or confirmation.

what are you telling yourself when your desire comes to your head ?

me personally i just affirm whenever i think about said desire.

don’t over complicate it.

another night, another neocitran and a new dr to shift to.

Me, a shifter, whenever my CR parents start acting up:

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my shifting method is fuck around and find out

the sisyphus delusion. . . drop the boulder and shift realities.

sisyphus had one job. one brutal, mindless, soul-crunching job. roll the rock up the hill, watch it roll back down, repeat. camus, bless his french-algerian heart, tells us sisyphus is happy because he chooses to be. because he winks at the abyss and says, fine, let’s dance. because the struggle itself is a kind of victory.

alas, sisyphus is not free. he is a hamster in a particularly wheel, finding comfort in his own entrapment. and that is where he and the modern shifter shake hands. the great cosmic irony is that shifters, these darlings of self-willed escape, have turned themselves into their own myth. they are sisyphus reborn, but instead of a rock, they roll their mindset uphill, over and over again. every affirmation, every subliminal, every night spent whispering to the void. an endless exertion, a labour of self-convincing.

it’s not shifting. it’s straining. the difference between them and sisyphus is that at least he had the decency to stop pretending the rock wasn’t real.

shifting should be the rejection of struggle, not its rebranding. but somewhere along the way, it became another mountain, another test, another something-to-be-earned. people talk about shifting like it’s a boss battle, like they have to do enough reality checks, clear enough mental debris, align their subconscious like the planets in some great celestial waiting room. they believe in the rock. they believe in the climb. they are hypnotised by the effort.

but effort is resistance, and resistance is friction, and friction keeps things exactly where they are. loa already taught us this, what you fight, you feed. what you chase, you place ahead of you, always out of reach. shifting is not a process, it’s a decision. it is not a matter of if, it is a matter of when. and 'when' is only ever waiting on you.

so step aside. let the rock roll where it may. stop thinking of shifting as a mountain to scale and start thinking of it as a room you already own. there is no application form. no cosmic bureaucracy keeping you from your desires. no checklist, no gods, no gatekeepers. only you, making your own mythology out of something as simple as stepping through a door.

so, dear sisyphus-in-disguise, put down your affirmations, your desperate notes to the universe, your battle against the self. don’t just push the rock. drop it. and walk into the world that was already waiting for you.

i have a new shifting method called the dafuq method, where i dont give a fuq. i lay on my bed and dont give a fuq. i listen to a guided meditation but honestly, i dont really need it because i dont give a fuq. i know im shifting, and none of my other thoughts matter because i dont give a fuq about them.

and then i shift, dafuq

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"but, what do I do if nothing works?"

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Think as if it's working. No I am not joking. The law of assumption doesn't just apply to money and that boy you like it applies to everything. If you are assuming that nothing is working then that will manifest into your reality.

The law of assumption requires that you think as if it has already manifested. If you are not doing that you are not applying the law.

I cannot bend the law to your limitations. I cannot make it more limited for you because I am not willing to lie to you. A lot of you want the law of assumption minus all of the assumption parts.

If yon't want to think as if, you don't want to accept that the 3D is malleable, you will straight up argue with people who tell you that you have it, so why are you here? Why are you trying to apply the law if you reject everything about the law?

Do you want to manifest things just by accepting you have it or do you want to wait until it has manifested to begin thinking as if it's here?

The law of assumption cannot fail you. "Well then why haven't I manifested what I want" because you aren't assuming what you want you're assuming all of this stuff you don't want

If you think of everything negative in your life as this infallible force beyond your control you are ironically controlling it and making it a presence in your life.

You either have it or you don't. Think as one not both. You can't say you're manifesting something and then complain about how you don't have it because by doing so you are directly manifesting the opposite.

Do not get so caught up in doing enough that you forget you're the one deciding what is and isn't enough.

I don't want you to read this and get anxious. No you don't have to "start over". Manifestation is not a process so you're not losing "progress". You don't have to reflect, you don't have to search for a new method. Just take a deep breath and tell yourself it has already manifested. Repeat that to yourself until it does.

You don't have to do anything. It has already manifested. How? Because you said so.

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