Black Family Dinner:
Regulus, forgetting incest exists: Mum, Dad, what side of the family do I take after?
Walburga: …
Orion: …
Kreacher: …
Sirius, loving to make everyone uncomfortable: I think you look like Aunt Walburga on Dad’s side.
I just upset myself.
Andrew Garfield is 38.
The same age that Remus died. 😭😭😭
Im really attached to the idea of both Remus and Sirius being ridiculously tall. Like they’re big bitches thats all. 6’2 or taller gays. Thats all.
JAY’S MARAUDERS ERA HEADCANONS PT 1:
James Potter & Remus Lupin
James and Remus = Pan/Bi solidarity
James definitely learned everything he knows about muggles from Remus. (Remus definitely told him some made-up shit to like: “muggles will always tip their hats, even if they aren’t wearing any, but only if they like you” and James gets sad the first few times he meets muggles because they never tip their hats at him.)
While James and Sirius are like brothers, James and Remus aren’t— they’re those type of best friends that flirt with each other constantly and they’re like: “By the time we’re thirty, if we haven’t gotten with Lily/Sirius, let’s get married.”
They make the dirtiest jokes.
Remus says he doesn’t like quidditch, but he just says it because then James gets really excited for the next game so he can prove to Remus that quidditch is an amazing sport.
They never fight. Like ever. Like they argue about stuff— “Trolls are cooler!” “No, Goblins are way cooler!”— but they never have real fights in which they’re both upset.
When Jily and Wolfstar both start dating James and Remus still flirt and hold hands and stuff and Lily and Sirius are like: “Our boyfriend are boyfriends.”
The only real fight they ever had was Remus calling himself a monster and other bad things after ‘The Prank’ and James was pissed at him for thinking of himself in that way.
James and Remus were each other’s first kiss.
When ever James practices asking Lily out, it’s always on Remus and he’ll grab something red, like a sweater or a pillowcase and put it on his hair to look like Lily. It’s a whole show with voices and everything.
As a Mexican Remus Kinnie, I say that Remus is Mexican.
I think it’s neat.
I am also in love with Mexican Mary MacDonald. I think she’s neat too.
Imagine in the solangelo book, Nico and Will in the underworld running into Lee and Michael.
Personally, I like to imagine that Remus Lupin is a little bit Latino.
And no. Not because he’s poor, you heathens.
I just think a Spanish speaking werewolf is kinda hot.
Derek Hale speaks Spanish. And we all go crazy over him.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Broke: Remus and James dated
Woke: They both had crushes on each other but they were just crushes that went nowhere
Bespoke: Remus and James fake dated and everyone thought that they were an amazing couple and were sad when they broke up
Hot take: Remus Lupin is a cat person, but cats aren’t too fond of him because of his lycanthropy.
Will Solace is a CAT person.
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