Dick: You Know That There Is Nothing You Could Say That We Will Get Mad At.

Dick: You know that there is nothing you could say that we will get mad at.

Tim, panicking: Yeah, yeah. I know that.

Jason: there is very clearly some stuff you can say that we will get mad at. Don’t believe him. He’s a liar.

Damian: I get mad at you for even breathing. I don’t know what you expect.

Tim, inhaling deeply: You know how I broke up with Bernard so I could date Kon again?

Dick: Absoluetly. Yeah.

Jason, nodding: That was very hard for you.

Tim, nodding also: Yeah, that actually never happened.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m still dating Bernard.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m dating both of them and neither one of them knows it and I feel terrible about it.

Damian, absolutely cracking up.

Jason, staring blankly.

Dick: But Bernard is gone.

Tim, shaking his head.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: He’s not gone.

Jason, snickering with Damian. Both of them dying.

Dick: So you broke up with Kon—

Tim: I didn’t break up with either of them.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: You process this however you need to process this. If you want to keep talking it out—

Dick, grabbing Tim by the shoulders: Which one are you dating?

Tim: Both.

Jason and Damian rolling on the ground.

Dick, shaking Tim: Are you dating Kon?

Tim: I’m dating Kon.

Dick, still shaking Tim: Are you dating Bernard?

Tim: Yes.

Jason, wheezing: How do you do that?

Tim: They made me choose!

Dick: You have to choose!

Jason and Damian still choking.

Dick: You can’t have both men!

Tim: What was I supposed to do?

Dick: What, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?!

Jason and Damian wheezing: …

Tim: …

Dick: You get one boyfriend!

Tim, looking down at his shoes: …

Dick: That’s the way the world works!

Tim: Why!?

Dick, shaking his head: I don’t know.

Tim: I feel terrible about this. I don’t know what to do.

Dick: How could you do this to Kon?

Tim: I don’t know, I feel really badly about it!

Jason, slapping Damian’s back: In your little brain, how do you see this playing out?

Tim: I see it playing out badly.

Damian, wheezing again.

Tim: I see it playing out very, very badly. But you know what, I just… I want to thank you though. Just for being here for me.

Dick: No.

Tim: And for listening to me.

Dick: We’re not listening to you and we’re not here for you.

Tim, ignoring him: Because now we’re in this together.

Dick, pointing: We’re not in this together. And we’re not listening and we’re not being there, so stop telling us things!

Jason and Damian, still cracking up.

Dick, shaking his hands: What do you want me to do with this information!?

Tim: Well, it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: Get it off your chest,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: You know what I mean?

Dick, crossing his arms: Who? Who would I tell?

Tim: Well, certainly not Bruce. Maybe Wally.

Dick: …

Tim: Don’t ever tell Bruce.

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Season 3 Epsiode 15: EDDIE BEGINS

When Bobby chooses to send Chimney after Eddie in the hole and Buck says that he should be the one to go down there AND THEN HEN SAYS— and I quote, “We don’t need another cut line.”

OH MY GOD?


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2 years ago

#letRemusLupinbeasugarbaby2022

I'm actually pretty over the concept of Remus feeling "guilty" when he takes money or support from James or Sirius. Or him being too proud to accept help and "wanting" to work. Especially watching him struggle with poverty or unstable housing as a result...like no he's using their money. James is his sugar daddy and it's great.

Remus is a chronically ill, disabled, queer, anticapitalist. If he's got rich friends, he's taking their money, no questions asked. Literally that's what money is for. He's out here helping other werewolves find good sugar daddies honestly. Remus deserves not to work a single day in his entire life. He deserves a comfortable, easy life where his only concern is staying as rested and healthy as he can, cause that's hard enough.

7 months ago

Do you ever wonder if Shen Yuan misses indoor plumbing?


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2 years ago

Lol that’s so funny!! I’ve been rewatching New Girl and I thought it was too perfect 😂😂😂

@jaybirdstab saw you post a meme, turns out I made a tiktok to it but with Steph last august lmaoooo

It’s out of sync but fuck it.


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2 years ago

The fact that I thought this was a batfamily comic and I was like “who the fuck is Michael?” And ten I realized it was a fnaf comic and I was like “who the fuck is Jason?” Before I realized it’s an actor Au.

Name Slip Ups Happen [fnaf Actor Au]

name slip ups happen [fnaf actor au]


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1 year ago

Aziraphale: I have to get back before Crowley realizes I’m not in bed.

Crowely, waking up: … angel?

Crowley: ANGEL!


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2 years ago

hate it when ppl portray sasuke as completely cold and not affectionate like uchihas love fiercely that is Fact why wouldn’t sasuke? he is defined by his love for his family that is his motivation he loves so strongly we see this throughout the entire manga and he shows the same kind of love to naruto as well so why do people love to make him be completely cold. he may not be overtly loving the way naruto for example is but he wouldn’t be downright dismissive of any affection shown to him by people he cares about arghhh let him be whipped and in love!! let him make gooey eyes at naruto!! let him!!!!!!!!

2 years ago

Snape: *being a jerk to Harry*

Harry: who do you think you are? My dad?

Remus, out of nowhere: He wishes. That would mean he managed to marry your mother.


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2 years ago

Episode three of Naruto when Sakura looks at Sasuke dead in the eyes and says “You know why [Naruto]’s so annoying? It’s because he wasn’t raised right. He doesn’t have a mother or father. No one to teach him right from wrong. Think about it, he just does whatever comes into his head.” And she goes on to say that if she acted like Naruto her parents would be upset. Like I get that she’s twelve, but to say that about an orphan to the face of another orphan is fucked.


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