Jane-of-almost-all-trades - …master Of None, Better Than Master Of One (I Hope)

A quick reminder for men that Aramis canonically paid a lot of attention to his looks and had an elaborate skin care routine. Which did not in any way stop him from stabbing anyone who doubted his masculinity. Of course I’m not saying you should stab people, it’s not the 17th century anymore, it’s unethical & illegal & possibly toxically masculine… but maybe if they’re forcing unnecessary stereotypes on you in a really aggressive manner…

Big werwolf girlfriend and small vampire girlfriend 🥰

Sally x Angua cause I miss them

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

May the 4th truly is a blessed day in the Nerdom calendar:

May the 4th be with you.

Reichenbach Falls Day.

The second day in the yearly celebration of Dracula.

I wonder, how many other days have such a level of importance in so many fandoms? Surely there must be others?

Damn, that’s so me

i like to think that i'm someone who has a fairly good working knowledge of lord of the rings and assorted texts but then i encounter people on here who casually use the quenya name of characters from the silmarillion and then i'm like oh no i am a little baby still learning to read compared to all you full grown tolkien professors

Castle spoilers ahead, in case anyone cares hasn’t watched it all yet

Senator Bracken telling Kate that she should be grateful to him for killing her mom giving her The Tragic BackstoryTM that motivated her & led to all of her current achievements is so Tumblr-writing-prompt-esque… I can’t

Yup… That’s what most of my current writing’s like :(

Had to make a meme to describe me currently

‘Well, I have rather a rascally look, have I not?’

Oh what’s this? Another scrungly Numenorian?

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