ASDFGHKSKSKS Everything I Could Have Ever Wanted

Me: *banging pots and pans while screaming* Go and Look it up. the poor guys head is spinning

whoops my hand slipped

(secretly this is my favorite line in the whole show and it’s totally underrated)

These week on I have nothing better to do before the new year.

Widowmaker: ok let’s tell each other secrets about ourselves… I’m going to go first. I hate you.

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Lucio: caterpiller rave! *Beep boxes*

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S76: you may now kiss the bride

Sombra: astrict nuzzle and kisses astrict

D.Va: XD

S76: *looking into the camera like in the office*

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Angela: after one hour of trying to put Jamison to sleep. Jamison, no! Come here!

Junkrat: *sliding down the stairs on his stomach, laughing*

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Junkrat: Mako pass this idiot!

*They speed pass a mech with Hammond in it*

Junkrat: oh my god-

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Genji, running up to Jesse

Jesse, backing away from the dishwasher: please!… Jesus christ…

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Winston, eating a PB sandwich in front of the camera in his safari skin: I’m set for the day. I got me a peanut butter sandwich

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Sombra, holding a silica gel pack: Do Not Eat. Well looks like I won’t be eating these silica gel guys *air quotes, laughing*

Moira, an hour later filming Sombra in the hospital bed

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Reaper, putting every fountain drink in one cup then splashing it on his mask: fuck you

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Jesse: bro can I get a sip of that water?

Moira: it’s not water…

Jesse: vodka! I like your style-

Moira: it’s vinegar

Jesse: wot

Moira: it’s vinegar pussy

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Jesse: I wanna be a cowboy baebee

Ashe: hell yeah!

Jesse: I wanna be a cowboy baebee

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Jesse: so I’m sitting there… Bbq sauce on my titties

Sombra, starts laughing: wah- *falls to the ground laughing*

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Moira: he doesn’t deserve you. if he doesn’t treat you right by now you’re gone.

Gabriel: I’m gone.

Moira: now go chop his dick off!

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Amelie, in her mind: what do you want from me?

Widowmaker, eating a KitKat without breaking them

Amelie, sobbing: please.. just stop!

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Sombra, running through the halls from a Moira orb following behind, while she yells and has “she’s a maniac” playing in the background

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Moira, calling Reaper: I’m here open up..

Reaper:…. As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner…

Moira: open the fucking door!

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Sombra: hey Hana wanna go to the dance with me?

Dva: I’ve said no five times get a clue

Sombra, grabs Clue: hey hana-

Dva, trying not to laugh: goddammit-

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Dva: -fruit

Angela: yeah it’s healthy… What’s not healthy?

Dva: mom! Get my nuts! Get my nuts!!

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Moira, walking into lunchroom towards reaper and sombra: hola Buenos dias boys and girls

Reaper and Sombra: hola….

Moira: Sombra. Como estas?

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Lucio: ayo cut the music… Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet! Who the fuck want to die-

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Sombra: smack cam!

Amelie, grabbing a knife: bitch I hope the fuck you do. You’d be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!

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Moira: low-key nobody likes you

Reaper: but high key that makes me feel like shit…

Moira: low key wish I cared

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Moira, applying her banshee make-up on

Angela, walking in: oh good you’re not busy..

Moira: actually angela.. I am busy…

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Sombra: I almost got hit by a car, but the bright side of it is-

Reaper: there is no bright side until you enter the tunnel…

Sombra: look hot topic is that way-

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Zenyatta: ok listen here bitch I’m sick of it. I am sick of it. *pulling out a tazer*

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Moira, being interrogated by overwatch: no off topic questions… Because I don’t want to… No- theres no! Permission denied- that’s an off topic question! Next? You have been stopped.

re: singing in the shower

so i know that there are some musical songs that aren’t easy to sing especially while you’re soaking wet (no) but there are some that, while in the shower, when you sing sounds absolutely amazing

(in chinese we have a word for this it’s called 爽 but i have NO idea how to translate that)

so i figured i’d make things easier by listing out the best musical songs to sing in the shower, a top ten buzzfeed article

solo songs:

michael in the bathroom

dead girl walking (sorta solo)

waving through a window

words fail

apex predator (sorta solo)

i’d rather be me

santa fe

good kid

i’m breaking down

wait for it

you’ll be back/what comes next

freeze your brain

loser geek whatever

not solo songs but can still be managed by one person (tried and true):

more than survive

four jews in a room bitching

the thrill of first love

sincerely, me

requiem

good for you

only us

beautiful

candy store

the campfire song

drive

bring on the monsters

the world will know

once and for all

cell block tango

you’d need an ensemble in the bathroom but if you really try hard enough and you don’t have asthma:

non-stop

the smartphone hour

this had better come to a stop

falsettoland

carrying the banner

meant to be yours

seasons of love

but mostly non-stop

if you know spanish:

in the heights

blackout

if you’re currently undergoing puberty:

march of the falsettos

((feel free to add to the list in the reblogs

Dot McGee

has anyone in the newsies fanbase ever brought up this gold mine of a name generator from ohmydisney?

reblog with your newsie name

Sonic Prime Season 2 episode 1 basically

you know that scene where they pan up Ezekiel’s ripped torso at the end of And The Tears of a Clown and in the middle of the gratuitous John Kim fanservice, they cut to Jake’s reaction? which is him rocking back as he looks up at Ezekiel with wide eyes? And then the camera carries on traveling up his pecs until we reach his smug smile?

I don’t know who it is, but someone in the editing room is smiling to themselves

Ummmm I’m thinking #ManCrushEveryday

#ManCrushMonday Alex O'Loughlin in tank tops 😍😍

James Griffin looks like he’s that kid at sleepovers from that John Mulaney bit who after midnight is like: *condescending nasal voice* it’s tomorrow now