These Week On I Have Nothing Better To Do Before The New Year.

These week on I have nothing better to do before the new year.

Widowmaker: ok let’s tell each other secrets about ourselves… I’m going to go first. I hate you.

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Lucio: caterpiller rave! *Beep boxes*

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S76: you may now kiss the bride

Sombra: astrict nuzzle and kisses astrict

D.Va: XD

S76: *looking into the camera like in the office*

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Angela: after one hour of trying to put Jamison to sleep. Jamison, no! Come here!

Junkrat: *sliding down the stairs on his stomach, laughing*

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Junkrat: Mako pass this idiot!

*They speed pass a mech with Hammond in it*

Junkrat: oh my god-

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Genji, running up to Jesse

Jesse, backing away from the dishwasher: please!… Jesus christ…

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Winston, eating a PB sandwich in front of the camera in his safari skin: I’m set for the day. I got me a peanut butter sandwich

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Sombra, holding a silica gel pack: Do Not Eat. Well looks like I won’t be eating these silica gel guys *air quotes, laughing*

Moira, an hour later filming Sombra in the hospital bed

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Reaper, putting every fountain drink in one cup then splashing it on his mask: fuck you

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Jesse: bro can I get a sip of that water?

Moira: it’s not water…

Jesse: vodka! I like your style-

Moira: it’s vinegar

Jesse: wot

Moira: it’s vinegar pussy

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Jesse: I wanna be a cowboy baebee

Ashe: hell yeah!

Jesse: I wanna be a cowboy baebee

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Jesse: so I’m sitting there… Bbq sauce on my titties

Sombra, starts laughing: wah- *falls to the ground laughing*

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Moira: he doesn’t deserve you. if he doesn’t treat you right by now you’re gone.

Gabriel: I’m gone.

Moira: now go chop his dick off!

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Amelie, in her mind: what do you want from me?

Widowmaker, eating a KitKat without breaking them

Amelie, sobbing: please.. just stop!

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Sombra, running through the halls from a Moira orb following behind, while she yells and has “she’s a maniac” playing in the background

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Moira, calling Reaper: I’m here open up..

Reaper:…. As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner…

Moira: open the fucking door!

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Sombra: hey Hana wanna go to the dance with me?

Dva: I’ve said no five times get a clue

Sombra, grabs Clue: hey hana-

Dva, trying not to laugh: goddammit-

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Dva: -fruit

Angela: yeah it’s healthy… What’s not healthy?

Dva: mom! Get my nuts! Get my nuts!!

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Moira, walking into lunchroom towards reaper and sombra: hola Buenos dias boys and girls

Reaper and Sombra: hola….

Moira: Sombra. Como estas?

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Lucio: ayo cut the music… Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet! Who the fuck want to die-

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Sombra: smack cam!

Amelie, grabbing a knife: bitch I hope the fuck you do. You’d be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!

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Moira: low-key nobody likes you

Reaper: but high key that makes me feel like shit…

Moira: low key wish I cared

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Moira, applying her banshee make-up on

Angela, walking in: oh good you’re not busy..

Moira: actually angela.. I am busy…

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Sombra: I almost got hit by a car, but the bright side of it is-

Reaper: there is no bright side until you enter the tunnel…

Sombra: look hot topic is that way-

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Zenyatta: ok listen here bitch I’m sick of it. I am sick of it. *pulling out a tazer*

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Moira, being interrogated by overwatch: no off topic questions… Because I don’t want to… No- theres no! Permission denied- that’s an off topic question! Next? You have been stopped.