V: Well This Seems A Bit Rude

Nikolai: *cuddling Sigma* this is the first time I got to be intimate with someone that didn’t run away from me. Even Dostoy has escaped my advances.

Sigma: UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW NIKOLAI!

Nikolai: Shush. You’re ruining the moment.

This is the FFXV Cinnamon Bun of Happiness; reblog in 15 seconds and everlasting peace will befall you. Ignore for 10 years of darkness.

He may be your father but he ain’t your demon daddy!

Dante to Nero

Nero: *Watching Dante hand over the money he earned to Lady*

Nero: *leans over to Trish* So is Lady like his pimp or something?

I'm not being helpful by suggesting cannibalization

This is just the soul that haunts me saying this but... wanna make the bodies into food and serve it to random people?

Noctis: Make the dead bodies into food? I am rather interested in this.

Prompto: I know where you left the more recent ones.

Noctis: Grab em, also grab Baby Flower, I know she’ll be mad if we leave her out of something like this.

Prompto: I’m starting to get excited! What should we make?

Noctis, hums: Meat pies, some shredded meat, curry with meat chunks, tacos, sausages, we have a lot to do and bodies to gather, chop chop!

Prompto: Roger, I wonder how people taste like…

Noctis: We’ll get the temptation to find out when we make the stuff.

-(with Regis)-

Regis, begins to shudder: Ifrit is laughing at me, I can feel it.

Clarus, begins to scowl: That son of yours is up to something isn’t he?

Dazai: *Flirting with Sigma* You still a virgin?

Sigma: Does me getting fucked over by life count as sex?

Nikolai: October has been here for over a week I wanna so something for Halloween.

Fyodor: Like what?

Nikolai: Oh you know, carve pumpkins, pick apples, murder you and dress you up as a scarecrow….

Fyodor: I have a feeling I have upset you in some way, Nikolai.

Nikolai: *Holding a gun to Fyodor’s head* Actually this is me flirting.

Confession time.

I may be called Iwantohugsigma but I am a huge Chuuya simp.

Dante: *watching the news* Vergil was at the park today.

Nero: why do you say that?

Dante: the playground is on fire

Nero: what makes you think he was there?

Dante: I haven’t seen Verge all day and when bad things happen it’s usually him.

*Vergil walks in*

Nero: Hey, where were you?

Vergil: *walks by them* the park

Nero:

Dante: TOLD YA