Ravus: I Asked For Friends And The Astrals Cursed Me With That. *points At The Hole To Hell*

Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are

Vergil: Wish granted

Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*

Vergil: I'm your father

Go for it. Your writing is amazing and I would love to read the

I kinda wanna start an X Reader Story

But then again, I don’t wanna start it then completely forget about it and not update it due to a writer’s block or just actually forgetting it. What do you guys think?

You may not be able to but if you want I can rig the chairs to start spinning with the flip of a remote.

(Now that I have a bit more confidence) Ever thought about putting super glue on the seats in the council room and holding the members hostage and torturing them since they can't escape?

Noctis: *raises eyebrow* You ask that as if I haven’t.

Ignis: His highness has been banned for entering the council room since the Song Fiasco 6 years ago.

Noctis: Good times.

Gladiolus: You said you would only let them go when the music ended.

Noctis: I was being 100% honest.

Gladiolus: You forced them to listen to ‘The song that never ends’!!!!!

Noctis: It didn’t end so I didn’t let them go, simple logic.

Ignis:This is why you are banned.

Noctis: When I’m king, I’ll remind them why they fear me.

Gladiolus We all fear that dark day.

(Source)

It’s been an amazing Christmas, finally got my red head twice!

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

"Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!"

"Oh please I've ridden with Noct driving. This doesn't scare me."

"If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!"

"It smells like Gladio's room in here..."

"This place is filthier than Noct's apartment!"

"I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!"

"Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?"

"This is why you shouldn't have sex."

Fyodor: What are you doing?

Nikolai: Decorating the base for Halloween.

Fyodor: Stop it. Bring Bram back inside this instant.

Wanna make that recipeh now bitch?

I need to see the Decay of Angels in Halloween costumes. Preferably Sigma and Nikolai. Please this is a need to live.