Anyone: *shows Vergil any type of affection*
Vergil:
Dante: Verge you kinda remind me of Darth Vader from Star Wars. You know why?
Vergil: Because I am seen as the most feared man in both the demon and human world?
Dante: No. because you’re a deadbeat dad that ripped his son’s arm off you inconsiderate asshole.
Nero: FUCK YOU
Ardyn: *wants to enjoy the view*
Gladio: *PHOTOBOMB*
Ardyn: ………
Fyodor: I am a man of benevolence.
Sigma: *backs away*
Fyodor: What are you doing?
Sigma: Getting as far away from you as I can before you get smote…
Imagine Mc knew different languages and them and Ais are having a conversation in front of everyone in another language but no one knows what they are saying
This is the FFXV Cinnamon Bun of Happiness; reblog in 15 seconds and everlasting peace will befall you. Ignore for 10 years of darkness.
Mhin: if you die on me I will find a necromancer and have them bring you back so I can kill you myself
Leander: Does this mean you like me?
Prompto took a picture of Ignis with no face on. Nightmare fuel.
Prompto: *can sing and play the guitar*
Noct: you have a good voice. Bet you if Cindy heard it she would fall for you.
Prompto: I'll try that!
*later with Cindy*
Prompto: *strums the guitar* *pterodactyl screech*
Cindy: uhh what's he up ta ya highness?
Noct: *sighs* he was gong to sing
Ignis: *walks by* and here we have the wild Prompto performing his mating call.
Kuras: why are you covered in bite marks and why is she in a panic?
Leander: So pinning her is fun
Ais: told you