Cloud: Oh No He’s Hot!

Think Vere yelled “fuck you” at Ais and Ais was like “come here then”?

Vere: Now remember who saved you from that soulless

Mhin: let’s also remember who threw you at it in the first place too.

I wanna make friends so I’m opening a server up on Discord for BSD fans. Please join if you wish. You can rp if you want. Talk about ships. Talk about your ocs. Share pics and memes as well as make more friends.

Noctis about Diana

Diana is my age and we went to school together. She became overprotective of Prompto and when this one girl began making fun of him, Dia brought a homemade reverse bear trap from the Saw movies to school and put it on the girl. The class and the girl start panicking and the trap goes off. Turns out it wasn't real but a prop she made and it squirts out this red liquid all over her. The thing dyed her skin red for a month. Cor was watching over Dia and he was not pleased by her action. She was on a month long training punishment with him. Best thing is, the girl left Prompto alone. Also Dia is banned from horror movies due to concern she will do what the killers do so Ignis had to take all of them away. I have them now and I let her watch them since her commentary is amazing!

Oh my gods yes!

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

“Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!”

“Oh please I’ve ridden with Noct driving. This doesn’t scare me.”

“If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!”

“It smells like Gladio’s room in here…”

“This place is filthier than Noct’s apartment!”

“I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!”

“Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?”

“This is why you shouldn’t have sex.”

How people react to Dia's anxiety and depression

Noctis would pick her up and carry her off to a safer location for her to calm down. He would then try to talk to her, bring up topics such as plants or animals. Then it's snack and nap time for them both.

Gladio wouldn't let anyone but Noct, Prompto and Ignis near her. He will even try to fight Nyx and Cor but it usually ends with Cor threatening to tell his father.

Prompto would sit next to Dia and just start chatting with her about anything. They can go from one topic that is small to a three hour discussion on why chocobos are the best thing.

Ignis would lead Dia to a more comfortable place and talk to her. Listening to her issue then think of a solution to help her. She feels safer around him and would usually grasp his sleeve when she feels depressed.

Cor would stand by her and wait until her attack was done. The last time he left her alone during an episode she ended up in the hospital trying to kill herself. He's known about her problems since Nyx brought her in and he doesn't want her to suffer fully. When she's done he will talk to her and tell her that the future holds a better life if she stays by his side. He is a father figure to her anyway.

Dante: Verge you kinda remind me of Darth Vader from Star Wars. You know why?

Vergil: Because I am seen as the most feared man in both the demon and human world?

Dante: No. because you’re a deadbeat dad that ripped his son’s arm off you inconsiderate asshole.

Nero: FUCK YOU

This is the FFXV Cinnamon Bun of Happiness; reblog in 15 seconds and everlasting peace will befall you. Ignore for 10 years of darkness.

Based on this post by @iwanttohugsigma because above everything, I'm a shitposter

Prompto: I made a blog!

Noctis: what's it called?

Prompto: chocobros

Noctis: okay? And what is it about?

Prompto: *closes the tab filled with photos of Noctis and the others half naked* Our adventures?