Oh My Gods Yes!

Sum up living with Ardyn.

Person: Ardyn, No!

Ardyn: Ardyn, yes!

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Person: why are the cops at our door?

Ardyn: It is funny how you are surprised the cops are at our door?

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Person: Did you try to sacrifice me to Ifrit last night?

Ardyn: *hides the knife* now why would I do that?

Fyodor: *watching Nikolai torment Sigma for the 4783 rd time* I’m surrounded by idiots.

*Dazai and Fyodor surrounded by fire*

Dazai: So, do you feel at home here?

Fyodor: Are you implying I am a resident of hell?

Dazai: Never.

Dazai: I yearn for the urn

Kunikida: Who says you’re being cremated? I’m throwing you in the nearest dumpster when you die.

Dante: Oh vergil! I’m both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your brother by coming in anyways! *breaks the door down riding Cavaliere*

Vergil: It was unlockced you fool!

Noctis: I killed someone!

Prompto: What?! Noct that's illegal! We have to run away!

Gladio: if anyone asks we just tell them the empire made a clone of Noct and framed him.

Ignis: *pulls out a map with a bunch of red circles* We can dump the body here. No one will know. Leave the evidence to me I've done this before.

Noctis: .....

Prompto: *whispers to Noctis* I think Iggy has killed other people....

I am afraid to write. I feel like I will do an injustice.

I DRANK SHAMPOO

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Nikolai: FEDYA! Let’s go on a date! I have a few places we can go!

Fyodor: Not right now I’m busy contemplating my life-

Nikolai: *ignoring him* First we can go to that one theme park. Then have a nice stroll in the park. Then finally the morgue!

Fyodor: Why the morgue?

Nikolai: You’ll find out later~

Wanna make that recipeh now bitch?