Diana: I Need An Adult

Nikolai: *picking the petals off a rose* I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him. I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him….

Sigma: you need therapy.

Guess it's too sexy for tumblr

No thoughts only TOUCHSTARVED game

Nikolai: *Meeting Sigma for the first time* Has Fyodor taught you about stranger danger or sexual harassment yet?

Sigma: No?

Nikolai: *grabs Sigma* PERFECT!

Mc: Leander reminds me of a puppy.

Vere: we should put him down then.

Mc: no!

Mhin: neuter him.

Mc: stop!

Ais: send him back to the shelter.

Mc: Guys no!

Nikolai: Congratulations! You’ve been promoted to missing person!

Sigma: Again!?

Nikolai: What do you mean again?! Who kidnapped you before me?!

THE STORM IS COMING

"Goodness this room is covered in blood. That was from one body?!"

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”

“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”

“For a second I thought you were Gladio”

“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”

“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”

“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”

(If you have any ideas post them!“

Ranpo: I’ve never told anyone this but, I love you!

Poe: All I did was share one of my pastries with you.