Tumblr Didnt Save My Last Add On But Behold!

Bain: I can be seductive watch this.

Bain: *Lays on Dallas's desk* sexiest bitch on crime.net

Dallas, walking in: What-

Bain: *Falls off desk*

*gripping beard*

No dude im so excited for the barbie movie im not being ironic im not joking im so fucking excited i wanna go see it right as it comes out dude hear me out please

Coulda called him anything but they rly just agreed on Sus Gabriel.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Yes, Chell has more Asian features and Gordon Freeman has more Caucasian. But i propose this.

I am a person of Asian, Mexican, and (technically) White descent. I have more Asian (Korean and Japanese, to be specific) genes than anything else.

And me and my brother have the same genes. We have the same parents, the only difference being he was born four years before me.

Yet I look more Asian and he looks more Caucasian.

So basically, with one Asian parent and one Caucasian parent, it is entirely possible for Chell and Gordon to be siblings.

Also its theorized that Rattman is Chell's dad so if they were siblings we'd have Gordon Rattman (he already crawls through vents so like is it really that implausible????)

- Nori

Trans fat? 😳😳😳 promise?

Nightmare blunt rotation : Connor Macleod, Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez, Kratos, Vergil fron dmc, and Raiden from mgr

I hope to one day reach the level of payday posting that Yado and Bainposting and the others are on. I hope to one day join the high council but alas I started this blog for Elder Scrolls content.

- Nori

“My child is fine” ma’am your child kins a cape.

-Nori

they literally released cult of the lamb sex dlc