Based On Like. Nothing. Cause They Have Nothing In Common. But @bkburrito Did This To Me

Love seeing people like a bunch of my payday posts. Look whose scrollin through the tag. Love you.

they literally released cult of the lamb sex dlc

I want ppl to know that I didnt headcannon Jimmy as a bdsm bottom then he split like that.

I headcannoned him as a bdsm bottom b e c a u s e he split and has vivid memories of being brutally pegged.

- Nori

Trans girls should be allowed to kill

Okay the last post got me thinking so now yall gotta suffer with me.

Payday Gang but its who gets to go to the cookout/what they doin (Joy isnt included cause I main them so yeah, Joy's hosting)

Dallas- Yes. Honestly I feel like Dallas makes killer burgers so like he's cooking.

Wolf- Yeah, he's chill. He brings drinks.

Hoxton- Seems like a dick upon first glance but he seems really nice. Broke him out of jail and one of his lines was "Joy! I'm glad you could make it!" (Somethin like that, clover was screaming in the background). So yeah, he's allowed in. I think he also would bring drinks.

Chains- Yeah! He's also helping cook, since I feel like he's sort of the middle man between the people with no spice tolerance and Jiro.

Sokol- Absolutely he can. He sets up a game of street hockey and fucking floors everyone.

Dragan- Mans looked at Joy and rly said "You're getting a bit pudgy." I didnt take offense but also fuck you man. He can have a plate but I'm not talking to him

Bonnie- Honestly she was one of the first people to be invited. I think she brings like super high quality drinks and motts apple juice.

Jimmy- Also one of the first people invited. He contemplates bringing drugs but bakes instead and brings cupcakes or smth. Are they laced? Fuck around and find out.

Sydney- Helped plan it! She decorated the safehouse and set everything up.

Clover- She's part of the group of people who didnt originally want to go but saw how much effort was put into it and just went "mmmnyeh alright" and showed up. Brought napkins and silverware. It sounds like slacking but fr she came through when no one else did.

Houston- Bro listen I owe him. I think he brings beers and maybe like. Mac n cheese. Its rly good and everyone is all "Hey Houston good job" but he's sweating cause its just like six boxes of kraft mac.

Jacket- Also another one of the first people invited. He brings a box of casettes for the music. If anyone argues with his song choices I will physically fight them.

Rust- He wasn't gonna go but Jimmy was so fuckin annoying abt it that he just gave in and went. He also wasnt gonna bring anything but just grabbed a bottle of whiskey and called it good.

Wick- I would die for this man. I firmly believes he cooks in his spare time to destress after heists so yeah. He's one of those people that everyone thinks he cooks really bad but then he brings food and all of a sudden he's making lunch for the crew every other day.

Sangres- Yes he's invited this man is a true bro. I know its kinda stereotypical but trust me, Mexican family members actually do bring tequila and some sort of Mexican food, probably homemade tacos, to big gatherings. Sangres is also a really good cook but his spice tolerance is fucked so all of his food is really spicy.

Jiro- How could I not let my own father attend the cookout?? Jiro brings sake and some sort of Japanese dish. He's a lot like Sangres; makes really good but f u c k i n g s p i c y food.

Bodhi- Yes. This man goes all out and fucking brings a whole Costco supply of food.

Duke- This is the kind of guy I'd want at a party. He brings really fucking good alcohol but is also the designated driver. V v responsible, only small amounts of alcohol at a time.

Scarface- I dont know a lot abt this guy but he seems aight. This guy's a wild card atm so when i figure it out ill get back to you.

Bain- Literally got invited mid-heist becuase adhd is a bitch. Whether or not he actually shows is debatable, but I think he'd bring some pothead concotion like noodle sandwiches or some shit.

Vlad- YEAAAAAH! I love Vlad, honestly, he's awesome. I think this guy really plays into the Russian stereotype for shits and giggles and fuckin bring vodka and potatoes.

Locke- *stares motherfuckerdly* Youre on thin ice, fuckwad. I dont have a set reason for my hatred towards Locke, I just really dont like his vibes. I'll let him in but like Dragan, I wont talk to him.

The Butler- :D absolutely! I dont know what he would bring but honestly he could bring lsd and id trust him w my drink.

Ethan and Hila: No, yall mean ;-;

Some of yall needed to hear this

Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram

The miles

The miles

Imagine some heisters visit Jiro's house.

Joy, Duke, and Sangres all kick off their shoes and neatly leave them by the door without much thought.

Whereas Houston and Dallas just.

Life hack if u dont wanna fold ur clothes get those big ol clear toy boxes from target or smth and just. Clothes. In. Big pile. Its quick and its still technically organized and if u want u can hav a little box for socks n stuff but. Clothes box. Works for the neurodivergents, tested and proven

- Nori

Happy Homestuck day fellas