Life Hack If U Dont Wanna Fold Ur Clothes Get Those Big Ol Clear Toy Boxes From Target Or Smth And Just.

Woag, artfight card be upon ye.

Love how every payday blog has their one character. Theyll post abt all the characters but you can very commonly tell who the blorbo is. Like sometimes its bain or vlad or jacket or duke and it makes for a nice ecosystem

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Turning Red

Oh god damn Pixar rly got me with this one. As someone who grew up in an Asian household with this kind of situation, this one hit on. An emotional level. Pixar/Disney has released a slew of amazing movies touching on generational trauma and I both love it and hate it.

Luca

LET. THEM. BE. BOYFRIENDS.

Inside Out

Actually really good! I’d turned down seeing this movie when it first came out cause I was an insecure teenager so Im glad I finally watched it. Joy was kinda insufferable for a little bit but it got better. I really like the message and I had fun posing a lot of questions about how things work in that universe. Also I feel Riley on a personal level cause I moved around a lot as a kid so I understand that it can be really hard sometimes.

Zootopia

Yes I had never seen this movie until now, no I dont regret not watching it. It was. Aight. Wish I wouldve watched it before finding out about the. AHEM. THE COMIC. But whatever, I like Nick.

General Opinions on Movies me and my partner marathoned recently written before the melatonin wins

Planet of the Apes trilogy

LOVED THEM. SO MUCH. I care a lot about Caesar and Maurice so the end of the third movie really had me in tears. So good.

Jurassic World Movies

Pretty alright, docked some points because of real world opinions of Crisp Rat, but I am HERE for Blue and the T-Rex. The Indominus Rex was, imo, a really cool dino. Fed my childhood love of scaley boys.

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

YES KING ITS WHAT HE DESERVES. So happy to see Kitty again and Harvey Guillén did a great job. 10/10 will watch again.

The Golden Compass

Lost to the mf ages. I had a preview for this movie on a dvd I had as a kid, and only now got to watch it. So sad there wasn't a sequel.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

YES. YES. YES. EVERYTHING I WANTED IT TO BE.

All of the Michael Bay Transformers movies

Ugh took us so long to get through cause each movie is a little over 2.5 hours but we made it! I watched the first one as a kid (as well as read some of the comics) and Ive always loved Bumblebee. I loved all of the movies. LOVED HOUND he was my childhood second favourite. Im a little sad that Arcee didn't get nearly as much of a part as she deserves but I'll live. I'm more partial towards Sam Witwicky but Cade Yeager is alright. Hes cool.

Transformers: the Movie (1986)

Partner's childhood favourite so naturally we had to. Was really good! Reminded me of why I love 80's cartoons so much, it was a huge nostalgia trip and got me wanting to watch all of my childhood shows and movies (X-Men, TMNT '87, Rainbow Brite, etc.). I will always love the style and the way they did the backgrounds. As for the movie itself, I got my fill of Arcee, and I'm happy with the experience. Will watch again.

Bayverse TMNT movies.

YES FINALLY. Ive had these on my watch list for. A WHILE. I loved them, loved Mikey and Donnie specifically. Not my favourite iteration of Casey but he was fine. Overall p good, happy to see Bebop and Rocksteady. I think they should've used '87 Krang's voice in the second movie but he's squeaky and kind of annoying so I get it. Reminds me to watch ROTTMNT.

Dinosaur

Literally didnt even know this was a Disney movie but was fantastic. Beautiful animation despite being old. Loved it.

Hook

*Points at Rufio* its him officer. Its the homestuck flashback. Despite the fact that I had to explain why Rufio cause me to uncontrollably laugh to my partner, was a really good movie. Hook and Peter were both played by amazing guys.

I'll add any if I missed them, and I'll reblog with our next batch. :)

My partner recently sat down and had me watch Metal Family and Im not gonna lie Glam got me wanting to listen to Twisted Sister again

Love seeing people like a bunch of my payday posts. Look whose scrollin through the tag. Love you.

My first ever attack in my first ever artfight. I had a lot of fun doing it.

This is Wren Kahrlial Springs, a character owned by @its-spelt-hermaeus-mora

Hope you like it!

Talking mad shit about an article as a seasoned Alienfucker

SO. The article in question is this:

https://reelrundown.com/movies/The-Top-10-Sexiest-Aliens

I’m going to rant about why it was funny to me in a strangely not funny way. Keep in mind this is written out of sheer boredom, this isn’t supposed to be serious, but I’m criticizing this article because I want to and because its actually bullshit.

So basically the list counts as such:

10. Serleena Xath (Men in Black)

9. Queen Tyr’ahnee (Duck Dodgers)

8. Princess Neytiri (Avatar)

7. Aayla Secura (Star Wars)

6. Ella (Cowboys and Aliens)

5. Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy)

4. Leeloo (The Fifth Element)

3. Caprica Six (Battlestar Galactica)

2. Darth Talon (Star Wars)

1. Sil (Species)

I sorted them out into four distinct categories.

I reckon you can already see why this is funny to me. Because most of their choices. Don’t look like aliens. You can’t make a list of fuckable aliens and list off aliens that look indistinguishable from humans. That just means you like humans

I can excuse Neytiri and Aayla and Talon, Gamora’ and Tyr’ahnee are on thin ice, but c’mon man. Come on man. At least put some actual aliens for the rest.

I dunno, maybe I just don’t understand the Normal Person Gaze (tm) but if you ask people who I feel like this article is for then Venom would be on there without question.

Anyways. Have a good evening.

Joy: I mean this in the most sincere way possible, F in chat.

Clover, bawling: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Joy: This is the only way I know how to express genuine sympathy.

I honestly feel like if someone calls a member of a system an "alternate personality" I should be allowed to hit them. If someone calls me by the host's name when they know its me, that bitch is going down.

- Dallas

Poyo!

- Kirby