Literally Just Started Playing ESO And Jakarn Is Already My Favourite Character. Why Does This Happen

Hey guys, I dont wanna do this but here goes.

My power might be getting shut off soon.

I need money to pay for medical bills.

I need money to be able to register my car when I get it finally.

So please, please order a commission if you can, every little bit helps.

Etsy

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Bain could fucking hotbox a stadium if he tried.

I feel like each Heister has a weird. Thing they can do. Like they all have a weird quirk.

Like I firmly believe that Sokol can drift in roller skates. I have met very few people who can actually drift in skates and not fall over.

Jacket can take things apart and put them back together with record speed. He definitely has an old samsung phone with no case purely so he can pop the battery back in when he drops it.

You know that cigarette thing from Stardust Crusaders? With the flipping and stuff? Dallas can do that.

Sydney can wrap anything. Like someone's birthday rolls around and someone bought them a funky-shaped gift. Sydney can wrap it.

Houston can drive backwards. By extension, I think he likes the Fast and Furious movies and specifically mods old cars so he can try crazy shit.

Jimmy can open any bottle, and I mean a n y bottle. Sangres can saber any bottle flawlessly and the two bond over it.

Joy can stack cups like a motherfucker. Like full on "she practices every night for four hours" level.

Feel free to add on! I might have more in the future.

Suomi, Finland, 1976. Waylo was born.

In the year 1995, he finds himself in Peräjärvi, Finland. With his parents out of town for who knows how long, our intrepid antihero Waylo Schmidtt is left to care for himself. He’s got sewer wells to pump, a Satsuma to build, and a town to burn to the goddamn ground.

The people of Peräjärvi, however, have grown used to Waylo’s antics. From the local store owner to the town drunkard, Waylo has roots everywhere; which means whether they want it or not, the people of Peräjärvi are always, somehow, involved. These are their experiences.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

I want ppl to know that I didnt headcannon Jimmy as a bdsm bottom then he split like that.

I headcannoned him as a bdsm bottom b e c a u s e he split and has vivid memories of being brutally pegged.

- Nori

Hey how the FUCK are you booping each other

Ik im late but happy trans day of visibility!!

in your peculiar payday AU can houston learn to control/manipulate any electronic device too? Like ECMs from afar? because I can see sokol turning off jacket’s tape and houston psychically turning it back on to mess with them 😭

Honestly maybe! I reckon it would be after he meets Jacket; Jacket would definitely be who he finds to help practice it.

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori