The Fold -> Foldren Pipeline

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

Here to mention that this is the same friend that sent me this once:

"I'm a burden" congratulations Janet you have discovered the way that society is meant to function?

best thing you could have ever said to me. like my dad always says. the only way to treat a cold is with contempt. I present: the only way to treat Sad Boi hours is with disdain

[ID: screenshot with the words "And yeah we've all got limits and flaws and whatever"]

I just so happen to have a swordfighting group for you

Can we please bring back saying huzzah?? No more stupid slang, I want to exclaim loudly “HUZZAH” as I cross the street, cause I'm happy I can cross.

Had a friend show up to swordfighting last week and when I went up to face her and some of her allies she pointed her spear at me. I had never seen this spear and it had a pink end with... Kirby's face on it? So I double blink and go "Kirby?" and then she stabs me

@mathematical-apprentice I guess we know what max looks like now

...unless...

medium and high settings.

*dusts off my hands* okay I'm done here!

(and tysm @ramblings-of-a-chaotic-neutral! your gifs are glorious!)

Congratulations! As per the results of the last poll, you all voted to...

Put Uther in the blender! 🥳

I will be laughing about this once I get over my nicholas rage

PSA (public sippy announcement)

THERE IS ANOTHER

he just a lil guy