@mathematical-apprentice I Guess We Know What Max Looks Like Now

it will be found in the back corner of a forgotten part of my old room and I will pull it off and wipe the dust off and stare at it with a love in my heart so great I will think I'm going to keel over. I love every sparkle of sticker and glue and I love the stupid marker scribbles on the popsicle sticks and the very childish handwriting of my name. a part of me comes back to my soul.

theres no hope but ill just make my own shitty little homemade hope i guess

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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"I love you guys, but you cannot get that in baking"

I will be laughing about this once I get over my nicholas rage

hey uh. @mathematical-apprentice. are you sure about that

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Put Uther in the blender! 🥳

bro casually dropping the lore that "got" has more definitions than any other word in the English dictionary like this wouldn't have life-altering consequences

Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

keep a little shirt under my pillow for the shirtmaaaaannn

keep a little mail under my pillow for the 🎵mailmannn🎵

I would also like to introduce the concept of touch ARFID. You finally get out of touch starvation but actually it's only okay if it's like. One person specifically. Perhaps two, or five, but any person not on your safe touch list and you will get nauseous, you will get so revoltingly sick, and you know you have to expand your palate and just "not be bothered" by the occasional shoulder tap of an unsafe touch person because normal people are fine with it why can't you be? but it makes you so violently sick to your stomach and you curl up and do anything to make that touch go away, it wasn't meant to affect you but here you are

It took you so long to get accustomed to each new person you integrated into your safe persons list. It was agonizing at first but it was something you were willing to do because of all you'd been through together, the two of you, and you trust them to the end of the earth, and over time their touch became as dear to you as their presence.

But any of these other "normal" people? Forget it

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know