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being the first person in fingerspelling telephone and being SO RIDICULOUSLY TEMPTED to utterly change the assigned simple word ("cat") to "phospholipid bilayer"

actually. what am i writing. why.

i used to think i would be professional in college

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"save as copy" my beloved

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

I think I scrolled past the one specific liked post I was looking for fellas

i should do something with all my liked posts

like reblog them, perchancge?

make pasta

put sauce on pasta

sauce is cold because it came from the fridge

microwave the plate of pasta and sauce

go back to what you were doing

get the food out of the microwave

it is cold because you left it there

microwave the plate of pasta and sauce (for twice as long)

go back to what you were doing

get the food out of the microwave

it is cold because you left it there for too long

microw

Not personally a fan of the "reblog this or you're a horrible person" but! this is important enough to be reblogged anyway

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

as long as the DM is "hey can we be friends" and not "hey 😏 wanna be friends 😏😘"

Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

i am bad at drawing but i will do it for u