An AU Where Lewis’ Lack Of Lower Jaw Makes Him Sound Like Sir Dan From Medievil (which Is To Say, You

Just had a panic attack, because I accidentally deleted notification, where somebody was actually going to chat with me. I felt so stupid, had a fucking panic attack and anxiety for several hours. Great. Good job.

But now I’m feeling so beautiful… Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I’m still breathing! I know that I will be ugly when I feel like myself again, But now I’m feeling so beautiful.

The Living Tombstone - Drunk

Liar x liar

Rewatching episode 5, and on the way to the ceremony when Vicky mentions she’d really prefer to ride shotgun instead of being stuck in the back, Lydia makes some snippy comment like “Well, she might as well. People have bodyguards or drivers ride up front…”

And I know this is really just her being passive aggressive and trying to insinuate that she sees Vicky on the same level as like, hired help, or whatever, but- guys. Guys.

Glam/Vicky Bodyguard AU.

Rewatching episode 5, and on the way to the ceremony when Vicky mentions she’d really prefer to ride shotgun instead of being stuck in the back, Lydia makes some snippy comment like “Well, she might as well. People have bodyguards or drivers ride up front…”

And I know this is really just her being passive aggressive and trying to insinuate that she sees Vicky on the same level as like, hired help, or whatever, but- guys. Guys.

Glam/Vicky Bodyguard AU.

Dead Friend AU

Where Danny dies and to cope Sam and Tucker make an ongoing story of if he turned half ghost instead while also trying to overcome the grief and trauma

Each ‘episode’ is based on a real event and how if Danny were still there he would fix it (jhonny 13 is just a jerky guy jazz dates, vlad is a friend of the fenton family trying to help them move on from Danny’s death, the box ghost is just a silly idea Tucker had at three in the morning and it was the first time since the accident he and Sam laughed that hard).

Phantom planet happens when Tucker and Sam know they need to move on, even though they still resist it (as seen in how they are angry with Danny in the episode) but decide to give Danny the best cheesiest sappiest ending they can think of.

Yep, he is

Reblog if Steven Universe is taller than you.

Do you really wanna kill me? Even if i will drink water i will definitely die... Varian is too stubborn

Ok, now that “Labyrinths of the Heart” is finished, it’s time for a...

DRINKING GAME!

Take a shot every time Varian says “It’s not my fault! / It’s your fault!”

No, don’t do it: you’ll kill yourself!

@izaswritings @kaede02mangaka

Ok, ok, this might sound crazy but just listen.

Do you know a song “Bird song”

The moment I heard it I thought: holy, this song is perfect for Steven and Steven is perfect for this song!

https://youtu.be/Jno8dow48NY

SPOILER ALERT, THE BUTTER IS SPOILED

When Steven shattered our favorite piece of... Jasper, he must have felt really guilty and a lot loooot more. But he surpassed all his thoughts and feelings about it trying to ignore it and find some kind of compromise with his emotions (guess, didnt work)

And he also was afraid of what everyone else will think about it.

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“Well I didn't tell anyone, but a bird flew by

Saw what I'd done he set up a nest outside,

And he sang about what I'd become

He sang so loud, sang so clear

I was afraid all the neighbours would hear,

So I invited him in, just to reason with him

I promised I wouldn't do it again”

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But those thoughts, guilt, anger, pain, they won’t go away no matter what. He keeps projecting those memories and thoughts that bother him, it’s like his mind or subconsciousness try to make him find help, make this pain go away, but he doesn’t listen to it.

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“But he sang louder and louder inside the house,

And no I couldn't get him out

So I trapped him under a cardboard box

Stood on it to make him stop

I picked up the bird and above the din I said

That's the last song you'll ever sing

Held him down, broke his neck,

Taught him a lesson he wouldn't forget”

***

Even when he says he’s fine, he pretends that nothing of this ever happened, but...

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“But in my dreams began to creep

That old familiar tweet tweet tweet”

***

It did.. it really did happen, and he can’t deny it any longer.

Everything he tried to hide, to “shove under the bed” and pretend it doesn’t exist. It all now hits him at once, making him realize how messed up is a situation he’s in. He doesn’t know what to do. He can’t lie, can’t pretend, can’t “play a role”. So there’s only Steven. And for Steven there’s nothing but a monster he think he became.

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“I opened my mouth to scream and shout,

I waved my arms and flapped about

But I couldn't scream and I couldn't shout,

Couldn't scream and I couldn't shout

I opened my mouth to scream and shout

Waved my arms and flapped about

But I couldn't scream I couldn't shout,

The song was coming from my mouth”

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