Hello And Howdy, My Wonderful Friends! I've Decided To Drop A Piece Of The Ruthlessness Cover That I'm

random art I made

I love space so much so i thought I might as well post this lol

WAHAHAHA!! HELLO ALL!

AMAZING NEWS: He is here!!!

These are gonna be the only real-life photos I ever post (besides traditional art lol), but I just HAD to do a photo shoot with the little peanut! I love him so much, and he's simply The Most!

Huuuuuuge thank you to my relatives for getting him for me, and of course the biggest thank you to @partycoffin and the team at Makeship for making this amazingly awesome friend real and in-the-plush!!! Thank you to absolutely anyone involved!!

Have a spectacularly swell day, and remember to wave up high! :D

OHOHOHOHOHO IT IS THE GELK!!! WELCOME TO THE GELK COURT, SMALL ONE! :D

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IT'S A LITTLE FRIEND

trick or treattttt

please give me a neutron star please give me a neutron star plea

Gah! Auggie! You've caught me at a bad time! I was all nice and cozy in my nightgown, so there's no way I'd go out and get you a neutron star!! >:P

...Okayyyy, fiiiine, you can have one-

Just remember all the trouble I went to so that you could have your very own sentient neutron star! /j

If y'all have any cool Shimejis to download I'd absolutely love it if I could have some links!! I just want a lil desktop buddy so bad right now lololol

I'm searching for a few fandoms:

•Pikmin

•DHMIS

•Undertale/Deltarune

•OFF

•Little Nightmares

•TF2

•Splatoon

•Hollow Knight

Also if no one specifically makes a Nome Little Nightmares Shimeji I FREAKING WILL-

Announcement for the Fun of the Cause!

I very much forgor earlier, but my ask box is open all of October for Trick-Or-Treating!! I'd love to stand at my metaphorical doorway to pass out some silliness! :D

If I were to post a link to my SoundCloud music account, would that be chill, or would y'all, like, hunt me for sport??

Lololol, the first thing I saw was "Mr. Rousch's stapler," and then I read the whole line and almost tossed myself into a neutron star from laughing- XDD

will I give context! No

Reasons why I, Ink E. Doodles (a modern age squiddo), am baaaasically Odysseus of Ithaca (EPIC specific lol)

•I miss my son and wife /silly (Oh yeah, lore update! I have 4 platonic wives and many adopted underclassmen)

•I miss my friends a lot!!!

•The one time I went on a trip overseas we got laid over and missed out on touring a river because there was too much rain. My luggage went missing for a while, too.

•Eiffel Tower panic attack

•Also got sick the night after and was going through the torment nexus

•Almost drowned at least once

•Tragic Losses^TM

•I think I'm clever?? A little???

•I am the monster (rawr rawr rawr)

•There's a Calypso figure in my life who wanted me to divorce my wives in order to become my wife, but I said no.

•Friend Breakup (not a mentor specifically, but still happened!)

•Either the worst or best luck imaginable

•My one friend said she'd be the Eurylochus to my Odysseus, so now I gotta watch out for a mutiny /lh. I've also fan-casted a large portion of people in my life as other EPIC characters because I am normal...

•I wanna go hoooooome! Mandatories were like the pantheon keeping me from doing so.

•Math class specifically makes me want to abandon mercy and slay problems like Odysseus slayed the suitors >:'/

Hhhheeeere's a doodle dump! Say a warm hello to Xio Kinito and Gingi Tohr!! Xio is mine, but Gingi, the Manatees, & the realm of the Twighlight belong to @adriftinthev0id :]