Wally: Idiot

Artemis: I really like bad boys

Wally falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere

Artemis, grinning and blushing like a love struck idiot as he watches Wally flail around on the floor: And by bad boys I mean boys that are bad at everything

kez my beloved

Dick: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a minor and could just drink all my problems away

Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?

Jade: No, he thinks we both suck

M'gann: As your best friend

Artemis: Zatanna is my best friend

M'gann:

M'gann: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND....

*Robin pops out if no where*

Connor: where did he even come from?!

Wally: STOP BEING ONE WITH THE SHADOWS DANG IT!

Roy: Hey in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective.

Dick: What?

Roy: I got to go find her

Dick: oh hey oh oh hold on, are you serious?!

Dick: wait so 3% of the time they don't even work?! Huh! They should write that on box

Roy: evidently they do

Dick: What?! *pulls a strip of condoms to check*

Artemis: Hey, you don't want to mess with my sister.

Artemis: She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years

Wally: I am not single

Wally: I am available

M'gann: Why is Robin standing on the counter?

Wally: He likes to feel tall