M'gann: As Your Best Friend

M'gann: What's one word you would use to describe yourself

Wally: Stress inducing

Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore

Aqualad: What?

Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?

Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!

Kaldur: Y'know what? This is the one thing I've learned tonight. I can't depend on anyone but myself.

Kaldur: I'm going to take care of myself. I'm going to bed

Roy: Go to bed?

Roy: What are you forty?

Kaldur: WE ARE THE SAME AGE!

M'gann: Uh-Kaldur should I be going to bed too?

Kaldur: I DON'T CARE!

M'gann: He said yes I think?

Artemis: I don't think he cares

Roy: I don't think he gives a shit what you do

Who wants to bet that everyone on the Young Justice team likes playing with Artemis’ hair? 

Wally would love it of course and probably runs his fingers through the silky strands whenever he can, especially when they’re in bed and he can’t sleep or when they’re sitting on the couch and Artemis has her head on his lap. M'gann, Raquel, and Zatanna obviously like using Artemis’ head to try out new hairstyles and intricate braids, because everyone knows that Artemis has the best hair out of everyone on the team. And Kaldur’s mother also has beautiful hair, so he probably used to help her brush it and style it a lot when he was younger, so Artemis probably lets him comb her hair every once in a while when he feels lonely or missed Atlantis. Conner doesn’t actively try braiding her hair, but maybe Artemis is busy doing something with her hands and Conner’s the only one available to braid it for her, so she asks him to do it and he discovers that braiding Artemis’ hair is actually really calming and helps him with his anger issues, so sometimes if he’s in a bad mood she will allow him to braid it to calm him down. With Robin, he’s kind of like a little brother to Artemis, so of course like any other brother he’s often forced to help her brush her hair if she needs to get ready quickly or if her hands are unavailable. That’s how he learns that he’s a natural at hair styling and loves brushing her hair, though he would never dare to say it aloud.     

Zatanna: I don't have a sad playlist...I have a playlist that makes me sad

Kaldur: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Kaldur: From the truck that hit Conner?

Wally: Well me starving ain't gonna help him.

Conner: Well, what was I supposed to do, not dance with a dog?!

*Robin pops out if no where*

Connor: where did he even come from?!

Wally: STOP BEING ONE WITH THE SHADOWS DANG IT!

Artemis, talking about Paula: She wouldn't want us to fight.

Jade: Well she wouldn't exactly be shocked.

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not