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A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

The most interesting thing to me thus far about this whole goncharov thing is that Tumblr has collectively constructed some pretty convincing side characters for this movie. Katya leaps off the page as this frustrated woman caged by her lack of autonomy, Sofia coyly plays both sides and acts above it all when really she's desperate for the same freedom Katya is. Ice Pick Joe is a less developed character who nonetheless acts as a stand in for the inescapable nature of cycles of violence. andrey, loyal to a fault, gets pulled deeper and deeper into goncharov's orbit until there's no way for him to make it out alive

and yet with all that I have ZERO sense of who goncharov is supposed to be himself. i've see a lot of stuff suggesting that the film is theoretically about loss, including the loss of one's identity, shown primarily through the way goncharov becomes unrecognizable to himself by the time of his death at the end of the film (seeing himself in a fractured mirror is a common motif). it's very interesting to me that we have a fine time coming up with a group of collective blorbos based on mafia movie tropes, but somehow the main character feels unknowable, to the degree that we had to make that one of the core themes of the film.

Gale got Incubus Charm-ed by Harleep, and he has a lot of good, dangerous spells, so I was understandably worried.

It gets to his turn, when everyone is standing pretty close together. He has fireball and ice storm, and is pretty set against us.

Instead of using those deadly spells, he decides, still working against the rest of the party, that he will cast globe of invulnerability, not on Harleep, but himself and Astarion, chug a potion of Glorious Vaulting, and then run away from the globe.

I just…. I choose to believe that his love for his friends and Tav (romance) stopped him from hurting them, and not just because he would be expending a high level spell slot.

My mother just, straight up, said ‘You expect a lot from me” and then, when asked for the names of those, she said, and I quote, “Food.”

Patton: *makes a moose sound*

Thomas: Patton, I’m-

Patton: *louder moose sound with hand antlers*

Logan: Did you factor in the antlers?

Thomas: I’m factoring them in as we speak!

Logan: Fun fact about moose: they’re the last surviving species of North American mega fauna.

Thomas: No points to Logan.

Logan: Points to the audience for learning!

Roman: God, Logan, it’s not the extra credit show, it’s make animal sounds!

This little comic was week or two coming. Enjoy!