My Mother Just, Straight Up, Said ‘You Expect A Lot From Me” And Then, When Asked For The Names Of
My mother just, straight up, said ‘You expect a lot from me” and then, when asked for the names of those, she said, and I quote, “Food.”
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Upon realising that I could not romance the milfs, I decided to 1, get married (to Shane), 2, have children, then 3, get every other romanceable villager to 8 hearts.
I have become the milf.
Put in the tags how many scars you have and how you got them
don’t mind me, just suddenly remembered this video existed and am in tears over this look and how gODDAMN CUTE HE IS
the new dhmis episodes awakened a new blorbo in me i think
I can’t comprehend this post
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.
ahah yeah that's meeee!!
They are all available as stickers on my RedBubble shop!
Spoovy sketches
I am but a foggy dream, slipping just out of reality as soon as you think you know what is real
Remember that I am DM. And yes, this is a threat. Go to sleep.
won’t be doing the biology exam tomorrow; you’ll find me kissing the makers of the RE exam
18+ as an age indicator.not audience! Most things I reblog are videos that I can’t look at yet.
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