Angel Dust Is So Blanche DuBois Coded

You know the procrastination is bad when you start making excel spreadsheets.

Patton: *makes a moose sound*

Thomas: Patton, I’m-

Patton: *louder moose sound with hand antlers*

Logan: Did you factor in the antlers?

Thomas: I’m factoring them in as we speak!

Logan: Fun fact about moose: they’re the last surviving species of North American mega fauna.

Thomas: No points to Logan.

Logan: Points to the audience for learning!

Roman: God, Logan, it’s not the extra credit show, it’s make animal sounds!

Never have I been exactly worried about the whole ‘sites share your data and invasion of privacy’ thing, but I do have to say it’s a bit weird when tumblr gives you an ad that has the exact things that are currently in your like-list.

And no, I didn’t crop it weird. That is the ad that it showed me.

food brand: we can change a few things with our food no one will notice

their autistic customers the second the change is made:

With the new wave of porn bots, every notification I get from this site is one of two things: either, it is a like/reboot for a piece of writing, or, as I fear, being followed by one of those bots

really enjoyed the new puss in boots movie…. had to draw the little guy

the tumblr app is showing every single blog on here as empty to me right now so i expect im the only one left who can post this evidence of frogs secretly kissing in the muppet show. this snatched moment of tenderness in a cruel world

I haven’t talked about this but I need to:

So, I played BG3 when it was in pre-release for Mac, and I wasn’t very well-versed in all the characters. I was only aware of the four main (Gale, Astarion, Shadowheart and Lae’zel). I don’t even know if Karlach was around when I first started playing.

But when it fully re-leased and I could play it for real, I decided to just recreate my pre-release Tav for my full game…

Y’know.

A barbarian tiefling with an undercut on one side and red skin.

Who, I originally drew as having one horn half chipped off.

Y’know.

Exactly like Karlach?

And then when I encountered Karlach and realised, oh damn, she’d be fun to date?

I couldn’t.

Because I travel with my most important people and having two barbarian teiflings seemed like a waste.

So, I had to silently suffer as I made it through the acts, and ended up making an entire new character with the same actions as my original, just to seduce Karlach and have her on my team.

48 + 7 = 50??

shit

Shut up

After a much-too-long production on my part, I give you Control, a WKM PMV! It roughly follows the story of Mark’s experiences leading up to the events of WKM. Which makes it a prequel of sorts, I suppose! (Thanks to @markiplier​ for this fantastic universe.)

Thank you so much to all the artists who participated, it was so so lovely working with you. Their usernames are on each of their sections and are under the cut. I hope you enjoy!

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