With The New Wave Of Porn Bots, Every Notification I Get From This Site Is One Of Two Things: Either,

HA- a porn bot liked this

Oh, hey, the porn bots are back. To be honest, I kind of missed them

im having a moment

tap the answer that resonates the most with you, if you were raised by your grandparents and consider them immediate family go with your own judgement, this is just out of curiosity for the Vibes

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

48 + 7 = 50??

shit

Shut up

I've seen some notes about how they had a trans man playing Canaeus on Netflix's Kaos, and how great that was, but very little about how they have a disabled actor (Mat Fraser) playing Daedelus. And what an incredible, complicated role it is in the show; a man doing the best he can with what he has, using his incredible talents as much as he can. Fraser is a remarkable performer in a hell of a role. (source)

Do sirens effect lesbians?

Do sirens effect pre-surgery trans-women?

Do sirens effect gay men?

Do sirens effect non-binary people?

Do sirens effect after surgery trans-men?

And, no, I only say pre/after surgery because then they are physically female/male but identify as the other, so would the siren count them as male and sing or does it not matter the gender and only sexuality?

GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“It funny because for many years people thought Goncharov was the main antagonist of the film, after all, he’s the one everyone’s out to get, right? But it seems people are starting to understand that in actual fact, it is time that is the main adversary in this story. There’s never enough of it and that torments a lot of characters, especially Goncharov, because he’s fighting so desperately to find his place in a world that is so keen on keeping him ostracized.”

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The Markiplier (Ego) Cinematic Universe Discord -- for now named "Manor Poker Night" -- is now LIVE!

13+ discord server to talk all things Mark Egos :)) (stories, art, to scream about how much we love it, or to just hang out in general with people who also like the MarkCU)

keeping it clean & easy to start-- this also helps with anyone who (like me) isn't as familiar with discord!

we have custom react roles, carl-bot (aka turtleplier <3) to help with moderation, and I'll be making custom emojis/emotes & some stickers as we go!

lots of room for suggestions and improvement as the server grows & we figure out what exactly we want it to be!

join with the invite link below! I'll be updating it as needed, but if you have any questions about the server before joining feel free to DM me here on tumblr!

join the discord!

(it should drop you in the rules channel so you can continue from there so let me know if you have any issues getting in ;))

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