Nahhhhhhh, I’ll Be There ‘till July

fuck off let me be awake in peace

02:01

The Markiplier (Ego) Cinematic Universe Discord -- for now named "Manor Poker Night" -- is now LIVE!

13+ discord server to talk all things Mark Egos :)) (stories, art, to scream about how much we love it, or to just hang out in general with people who also like the MarkCU)

keeping it clean & easy to start-- this also helps with anyone who (like me) isn't as familiar with discord!

we have custom react roles, carl-bot (aka turtleplier <3) to help with moderation, and I'll be making custom emojis/emotes & some stickers as we go!

lots of room for suggestions and improvement as the server grows & we figure out what exactly we want it to be!

join with the invite link below! I'll be updating it as needed, but if you have any questions about the server before joining feel free to DM me here on tumblr!

join the discord!

(it should drop you in the rules channel so you can continue from there so let me know if you have any issues getting in ;))

taglist: @littledeathlittleghost @hapikiou @neenthebean11 @bebackthen @markipliers-t-shirt @acewhowantsspace @too-many-egos

Well, I’ve already scared off the people on insta— time to do the same to tumblr.

Somebody order a big titty goth? No? Huh.

Well, take him anyways.

the clock scene is overhyped as hell and film bros ignore the importance of the apple scene bc they're afraid of the homoerotic undertones and i WILL die on this hill!

Angel Dust is so Blanche duBois coded

Define hallucination for me

my hearing is right fucked i am straight up hearing things that don't exist

sillyguy of the day. apple of my eye

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

Yes, this is real.

Context:

Upon realising that I could not romance the milfs, I decided to 1, get married (to Shane), 2, have children, then 3, get every other romanceable villager to 8 hearts.

I have become the milf.