Don’t Mind Me, Just Suddenly Remembered This Video Existed And Am In Tears Over This Look And How GODDAMN

comprehensive list of disorders in the DSM-7:

generalized deficiency

phlegmatic (only surviving humour)

woman

whale ate your parents

whale didn't eat your parents

put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

Get ready to re-live the Bad Kids' freshman year journey - with a few twists 🦉🐻

Dimension 20's Fantasy High is coming to @webtoon on March 31!

party animals

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

love and sympathy to people who grew up with siblings who formed a majority voting bloc against them. if u know u know

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

Not a dream. A prophecy.

had a very vivid dream where it was Halloween so i broke into a local McMansion to steal candy. to my disgust I discovered the rich homeowners had only bought fun-sized bars (and not even the good kind it was mostly packets of gummies ffs) so instead I found an enormous canvas sack of cashews in the pantry, and snuck out through the basement carrying it over my shoulder heheheing like the grinch imitating santy claus.

tumblr please perform dream analysis on this.

Upon realising that I could not romance the milfs, I decided to 1, get married (to Shane), 2, have children, then 3, get every other romanceable villager to 8 hearts.

I have become the milf.

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist