It Happened Again My Regret Is Far Less Than My Ever Growing Hunger For Knowledge And The Curiosity That

Dr Jack Bright is a very good example of “the class clown usually has a bad home life our trauma”

I HATE THAT BRITTISH KOOPA SO MUCH AND THE FACT THAT HIS MUSTACHE RIVALS MARIOS IN IT CARE MAKE IT WORSE

Lol

what the fuck does gaudiest mean

it means i’m beautiful

The saying “ one day you will have to answer for your actions and god will not be so merciful.” Is far to unthreatening why don’t we use

“ a time will come where you must face your creator and repent for all you have done , but you will find them capable of great mercy despite all your sins .however I am not nearly as merciful as they will be. “

This is what I come to this site for

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A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week

So you guys know how when toga is transforming she kinda turns into a blob mid transformation well hypothetically if your fast enough could you trap her in that state like shove her in a bucket before she can finish transforming and cap it or only give her like half a dna strand ?

It is time to vacuum ……………. Stares at vacuum with dread I hate this part so much

Instead of not being able to put a shulker chest in a shulker chest

It should be you can but the results are the same results as putting a bag of holding in a bag of holding

I’ve made my family proud

I removed all identifiers so my siblings can’t be mad at me