Dr Jack Bright Is A Very Good Example Of “the Class Clown Usually Has A Bad Home Life Our Trauma”

Does necromancy work on dead plants? Also do the bones have to be reconfigured In the way it was when it had flesh or can i make a machine out of them using necromancy. Could you make a flying sword using necromancy because something’s holding those bones together and it’s not flesh

Well shit man why do the ten minute free games always have to be so sad

Yea same except i don’t share it with friends I put it into the missabled bin in my brain labeled funny jokes for conversation

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

Sometimes I like to write in the way old prophecy’s of vague undoing are worded

My fucking god

Is owning a kea legal in minisosta

I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.

The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.

And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.

Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week

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Best part is I was just setting up my cauldron and infinite water source

I love designing things wether it be furniture ,interior,exterior,a makeup look, an outfit, architecture, that’s why i love toca hair salon 4 and today my brain decided it wants to show off to random people on the internet so

The mind cries out with a single plea.

One that demands to be answered.

One I am all to willing obey.

EGG

So I was at school playing uno today and well we where play stack uno so if you lay down a plus two it can be rederecyed to the next person with another plus card soooooo we made one of the teachers draw 20