A Kalimba Is Such An Obscure Instrument It’s Not Taught In Schools But It’s A Crucial Part To Many

Me throwing bombs off lake tower “SUCK MY VIRTUAL BALLS YOU SENTIANT LIZARDS! ”

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week

I was scrolling through my posts and found this and just want to add a little context

This might be a little shocking but I was not high when I posted this

This was a sober thought and not only was I completely sober instead of asking my siblings if they hear it or calling a freind I made a tumblr post

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT I JUST HEARD A WHALE NOISE 4 TIMES NOW I LIVE NO WHERE NEAR THE SEA IN FACT IVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA AND MY AuDIO IS OFF SO IT CANT BE THAT

It happened again my regret is far less than my ever growing hunger for knowledge and the curiosity that swell from the corners of my being

Found this beauty in cursed images

my robust understanding of United States laws Has created a question and I need answers, if you were to apply the United States laws to a dnd game and a warlock were to cause a disaster under instruction from there patron would it be considered an act of god

I’m scared

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Couldn’t find a tree that would work so

Hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm

catfishing

I’m making cookies let’s hope I don’t burn the house down

Hey fuckers I’m here to join you gremlins