So I Was At School Playing Uno Today And Well We Where Play Stack Uno So If You Lay Down A Plus Two It

I was scrolling through my posts and found this and just want to add a little context

This might be a little shocking but I was not high when I posted this

This was a sober thought and not only was I completely sober instead of asking my siblings if they hear it or calling a freind I made a tumblr post

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT I JUST HEARD A WHALE NOISE 4 TIMES NOW I LIVE NO WHERE NEAR THE SEA IN FACT IVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA AND MY AuDIO IS OFF SO IT CANT BE THAT

I fucking love pyramid Steve man I want to chew on him I bet he tastes like lemon drops and rubber

So this guy Steve survived Euclidea's explosion and made sure to forever be in Bill's business.

Bill can't bring himself to obliterate him, because he's literally all that's left of his home and it's his fault Steve has no one else and nowhere to go.

He can't bring himself to kill the very last Euclidean no matter how anoying he is

Hey you my severe case of adhd! SHUT THE HELL UP O DONT CARE IF YOU JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND ALL DAY WE HAVE THINGS TO DO WERE CLEANING OUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT GONNA HEAR IT

Be safe

hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

Just caught this dude in sword and shield was running on the minecart rail in the galar mine no 1 and ran headfirst into this dude and yes I named him mine art

Welcome to my life except replace cafiine with whatever I find to give me motivation and add in confusion and pathing mistakes and you’ve got me

all i do is over caffeinate myself and function incorrectly

I think I miss understood how notes work

Desert Golden Mole, “Night on Earth” Episode 1, via Amp

Sooooo I’ve been depressed all week and aparantly all I needed was to treat myself by putting water in wine glass and cutting up a delicious bell pepper and stop worrying about upholding my friendships

Both my mom and sister did this once

My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.

Sooooooo I just made this absolutely perfect burger but we have a problem

MY MOUTH ISNT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE A BITE