Sooooo I’ve been depressed all week and aparantly all I needed was to treat myself by putting water in wine glass and cutting up a delicious bell pepper and stop worrying about upholding my friendships
Me throwing bombs off lake tower “SUCK MY VIRTUAL BALLS YOU SENTIANT LIZARDS! ”
Someone please help me find the blog of the person whos tumbler name is “surprisedentistry” I have searched many times and all I want is to hear of more of the hygincs their cat MeatBall gets into
Fuck gender dysphoria I’m having gender euphoria
I have THIGHS and they’re soft and warm and they’re mine. I am a warm glob of soft flesh and I am fucking perfect
I exist to vibe with everything like seriously I befriend a snake and now it goes to my scent
Me rn if you care
How i look when I see a loud noise
Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug
I just realized that Voldemort is a lich and a horcruxe is just a canopic urn
Hmmmmmm to much long controversy on my what it called idk I’m half asleep it the place the home button go
The saying “ one day you will have to answer for your actions and god will not be so merciful.” Is far to unthreatening why don’t we use
“ a time will come where you must face your creator and repent for all you have done , but you will find them capable of great mercy despite all your sins .however I am not nearly as merciful as they will be. “
Does necromancy work on dead plants? Also do the bones have to be reconfigured In the way it was when it had flesh or can i make a machine out of them using necromancy. Could you make a flying sword using necromancy because something’s holding those bones together and it’s not flesh