Me Realizing I’m Stuck On Lake Tower Now Cause There’s Still A Bunch Of Mobs I Just Sneaked Past

Ever just scroll through your post an realize 27,000 people where like hmm I like this

Desert Golden Mole, “Night on Earth” Episode 1, via Amp

Always remember to hydrate your gremlin

Look at him

Be safe

hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

The saying “ one day you will have to answer for your actions and god will not be so merciful.” Is far to unthreatening why don’t we use

“ a time will come where you must face your creator and repent for all you have done , but you will find them capable of great mercy despite all your sins .however I am not nearly as merciful as they will be. “

Hey does anyone want to join the gnome cult there are 3 rules of the gnome cult 1 be nice 2 don’t forget to pray at the gnome pentagram and give an offering every Sunday so you get good turnip prices 3 all members must have animal crossing new horizons because without it you can’t participate because the cult is in animal crossing new horizons

Hey fuckers I’m here to join you gremlins

The glory of having a phone number is getting asked by a random person that is calling you Jared if you have any openings when your not old enough to have a job and your name is not Jared

It’s currently 1.29 pm I just got back from vacation I shall now scream (again internally because I live with 3 other people

I’m still insane over here

..on the plus side, we’re 3 for 3 on divorced old men?