It’s Currently 1.29 Pm I Just Got Back From Vacation I Shall Now Scream (again Internally Because I

Me realizing I’m stuck on lake tower now cause there’s still a bunch of mobs I just sneaked past

my robust understanding of United States laws Has created a question and I need answers, if you were to apply the United States laws to a dnd game and a warlock were to cause a disaster under instruction from there patron would it be considered an act of god

They updated the badge arcade and now I can’t get free badges

How does link not feel the hundred of creatures squirming in his pockets i mean look at this and this dude acts like he’s not carrying 40 frogs and a bunch of other critters I kidnapped

My god the gods have been angered we have discovered something better than the 4 dabloons cat pic

Yes

I definitely do this except I tape them to my bedroom walls with all the other stuff

Fuck gender dysphoria I’m having gender euphoria

I have THIGHS and they’re soft and warm and they’re mine. I am a warm glob of soft flesh and I am fucking perfect

I have found myself in a hell of my own creation made of my own sheer determination and an increasingly frustrating white 3032 witch is a front loader I had to search for it’s instructions online only to find they were excruciatingly hard to read

Lol

what the fuck does gaudiest mean

it means i’m beautiful

I’m still insane over here

..on the plus side, we’re 3 for 3 on divorced old men?