I Just Liked Their Song And Wanted To Know Their Names…

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

(all) BTS Ships...basically

[YoonMin]  smol and smoller (find out which one in the next episode of cake)

[YoonJin] Roommate privileges

[YoonKook/ SugaKookie] “maybe lamb skewers will be our always”

[YoonSeok/ SOPE(me)] hobi: *breathes* suga: omG WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[NamGi/ SugaMonster] Bro goals, friendship goals, relationship goals, just…goals…in general

[TaeGi] suga: *breathes* v: omg so cool

[JiKook] “i was born in busan first” “stop copying me omf–”

[VMin]  “Bro…i luv u” “im not gay” “…we’re dating”

[JinMin] jin: *breathes* jm: hHHAHJDkhahhwiakHAHAHA

[MinJoon] jm: *breathes* nj: lOOk @ THIS ADORABLENESS!!! LOOK-

[JiHope] jm: *breathes* hobi: Must Protec™

[JinKook] actual children

[NamJin] Cooking For Dummies 101

[TaeJin] someone: jin– V: hyung’s graduation should have been bigger and better

[JinHope/ 2Seok] the cooking dance

[NamSeok] most underrated bro pair to exist like don’t get me stARTED–

[VHope] *war flashbacks to rookie king ep 4 at the 14:16 mark*

[JungHope] hobi: *breathes* jk: ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!! PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NamKook/ KookieMonster] “i joined bighit because of you” (brb crying)

[VMon] 4 O'CLOCK AND RM’S NEVERENDING BELIEF IN V

[TaeKook/ VKook] “bro, will you be the McCree to my Hanzo?” “*sheds a tear* bro…” (kudos to you if you get that reference)

and the ultimate OTP… 

[Bangtan x Army] bangtan: take care of yourself army: awww but you take care of yourself bangtan: no YOU take care of yourself!!! army: NO YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF bangtan: taKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!! army: FUCKING TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FIGHT US ON THIS ONE–

Because we all need this 

I realized how phallic this was halfway into drawing it but decided to just go with it

Anyways here's a gee speedpaint

THEY’RE TRULY A BLESSING!!😍

REBLOG IF U SUPPORT FALL OUT BOY'S MUSICAL EXPERIMENTATION ON MANIA

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

If you can be a superhero, who'd be your choose, and why?

Dowoon - Hulk, because if you’re mad you should be mad.

Sungjin - Iron Man! Young and Wild and Freeeeeee!!!!!!

Wonpil -

Fic list

These are in chronological order of when I posted them, starting with the oldest fic. Most contain swearing, any other warnings will be posted in the description. You can also find me on AO3 here. I will be updating!

The Whole Truth - First fic I ever posted! Baz is interrogated and placed under a truth spell.

A new kind of fire - Based on that Fangirl excerpt where Simon is about to fall off a cliff, and Baz saves him.

Simon Snow’s birthday. - (why does this fic not have a proper title) Baz decides to be nice.

Leavers ball - (ditto) There’s a roommates dance, and Simon refuses to miss out on his last Watford tradition.

The lucky one - Simon wants his magic back, and Baz hates seeing him like this.

Last words and first kisses - Simon decides to prove that Baz is a vampire once and for all.

Being in love with your mortal enemy is only acceptable when you’re under a spell. - Penny devises a love spell, and Simon identifies the perfect target.

The one where I stole someone’s soulmate AU idea (I think the tags said that people could use it as a prompt?) (Anyway, in hindsight, that was super rude of me.) - The first time you call your soulmate by their first name, you’ll know.

If Philippa Stainton hadn’t run out onto the drawbridge… - Uh-oh…

Just forget this ever happened - MY MOST POPULAR FIC!! Baz finds a spell that erases people’s memories, and gets addicted to using it on Simon…

Next-Level Plotting - The war is happening, and Baz is obviously plotting, and not at all concerned for Simon’s wellbeing because that’s uNrEaLiStIc.

It’s all yours. - Baz shares his magic with Simon like Simon used to share with him.

Only time will tell - Agatha has to decide between Baz and Simon, and spells herself into the future to try to find out the best outcome.

come back to me. - Snowbaz are already together, and Baz hasn’t come back for eighth year. Or, the beginning of Carry On rewritten as if they’re already a couple.

Prankster - Simon decides to prank Baz the Normal way. Then one prank goes too far.

Smells Like Home - Baz is missing, and Simon can barely smell him in the room anymore.

Dating Agatha Wellbelove - Fifth year. Simon is dating Agatha, but he’s obsessed with Baz.

Opposite day - Simon accidentally casts a spell that makes everyone say the opposite of what they mean.

Magic separates her from the world - Agatha in first year

Even if it’s just pretend - What if Simon had stayed in the car with Agatha and Penny? PART ONE: SIMON PART TWO: BAZ

Secret santa 2016 - Post-canon bit of fluff where everyone flies

Disengaged - Soulmate AU where you sleepwalk to your soulmate

Tired of hiding - Baz starts going to an LGBT+ club at Watford, Simon finds out and it changes the way he sees Baz. Warning: homophobia (or at least, Baz thinks that’s what it is, but there is no actual homophobia in the fic)

Roses are red - Baz sends Simon Valentine’s Day cards

Spell me out of this - Simon can’t deal with his feelings for Baz so he uses magic to repress them

Two can play at this game - Agatha tells Baz that Simon loves him, but it’s the day before April Fools, and Baz is not falling for that.

Room enough for two - AU where there is only one bed

Nemesis Mine - Superhero AU:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Epilogue

Plotting face - fluffffffffff

secret notes - Simon writes Baz an anonymous note

Mine - More tooth-rotting fluff

fight me - They have a fight. (But don’t worry. It’s all fluff.)

When intentions are lost in translation - Simon gets hurt, Baz takes care of him, and Simon accuses him of plotting

Fic every day in April - Here’s a link to my FEDA tag (which contains a lot of the last few fics listed plus some small drabbles)

Deepest Darkest Secret - Soulmate AU where you know your soulmate’s biggest secret:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22

12 August 2017 - It’s been 15 years since Natasha Pitch’s death.

Don’t let go - Simon is freaking out about Baz having been locked in a coffin.

I Wanted It to be Real - a fake relationship AU:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6

Carry On Countdown 2017 - Simon and Baz have been messaging each other online, neither knowing who the other is. I incorporated prompts from the countdown into one ongoing story, but I didn’t do every single day, so this might look confusing but this is all the chapters in order:

Day 2. Social media Day 4. Rainy day Day 6. Angst day Day 9. Flowers Day 10. Song inspired Day 14. Fairytale retelling Day 18. Stuck in a room together Day 19. Late night/early morning Day 24. Stars Day 27. Snowy day

Made your mark on me - Soulmate AU where the things your soulmate loves show up on your skin.

Only Because It Rhymed - Simon casts a spell that forces Baz to rhyme everything he says, then has to figure out a way to undo it.

Alexa, this is so sad. - The Alexa meme can be used as a spell that plays a song that describes what someone’s feeling, which causes some problems for Baz.

In which Baz is scared of flying - the title pretty much says it all