I Haven’t Watched Any 2k12 Since Slash And Destroy, But I’m Really Glad They At Least Tried To Improve

&. ARGUING STARTERS.

“i can’t believe you.”

“are you serious?”

“we’re not finished. i’m not just going to let this go.”

“so you don’t trust me?”

“fuck you.”

“you know me! and the fact that you still think i’d do that hurts the most.”

“i miss the old you. i don’t want the person you’ve become.”

“you never understand.”

“you said the same thing last time.”

“i’m so tired of constantly doing this with you.”

“you don’t even try to see it from my perspective.”

“i’m not apologizing.”

“hell if i care.”

“this is fucking bullshit.”

“why are you always the one who’s breaking my heart?”

“i can’t do this anymore.”

“you don’t mean that.”

“i hate you.”

“you never keep your promises.”

“out of all the things you’ve told me, what was true?”

“i can’t even look at you.”

“do you even love me anymore?”

“i’m fucking done.”

“i shouldn’t have ever trusted you.”

“you’re being unfair.”

“i’m not going to keep being your little secret. i deserve better.”

“i’m leaving.”

“just… just go.”

“i thought you’d be the one to make me happy.”

“you don’t even pretend to care about me.”

“i don’t even remember the last time you told me you loved me.”

“don’t go.”

“i never asked for this.”

“—Sold.”

“Freeze!”

“You beast, you!”

“Your reputation SUCKS.”

“Is it worth a beer to you?”

“Excuse the hell out of me.”

“I can kill 20 men in 6 minutes.”

“Veggie burger! Veggie burger!”

“You pay, I may. That’s the rule!”

“Great, kids, Mr. Muscle Head.“

“Even paranoids have real enemies!”

“It’s like taking nose candy from a baby.”

“That’s a woman in a miniskirt, not a kid.”

“I don’t believe you for a New York-minute.”

“Listen, Mallet Head! I’m trying to help here!”

“What are they gonna do, cast a spell on me?”

“If Miami hasn’t got it, they haven’t invented it yet.”

“I get these occasional urges for stability in my life.”

“[name]. Living proof that man did evolve from slime.”

“Yeah, no professional pride. Just aim… and splatter.”

“Hell, we’re just women! We make bad choices, okay?”

“I couldn’t let you handle all that bad karma by yourself.”

“You wanna kill yourself, you go suck a tailpipe, [name].”

“Damn, [name], you always bring me to the nicest joints.”

“Listen, maybe it’s not your plant. Maybe it’s your hygiene.”

“My mind must have wandered… Down your eastern seaboard.”

“You know what they say about architecture – it’s like frozen music.”

“Eww! You’re all slimy, man. What, do you got a hormone problem?”

“What you’re doin’ in those photographs isn’t ordinary anywhere, pal.”

“You know the first thing I thought was, If he’s gone, who gets the car?”

“Cat-astrophe, Cat-atonic, Cat-scan. Any kind of cat you got, I’m up for it!”

“It’s where I learn to speak English so good, man – the golden age of TV.”

“I think you’re a bad dream, baby. I just wanna wake up and find you gone.”

“Hell, [name], a baby carriage alone will put you back a week’s take-home.”

“You can be a real pain in the butt sometimes. But I like you… I like you a lot.” 

“I’m puttin’ together a whole new group of people. Men that take life seriously.”

“I love this place, man! Pretty people, first-class restrooms, selective door policy!”

“Before you go out there and do your John Wayne, just remember that you owe me.”

“Well, at least they caught my good side, my chivalrous side – if a bit Neanderthal.”

“I’ve always tried to do what’s right; that’s the code I live by. Do you understand that?”

“101 Dalmatians ain’t just a cartoon, any more than Blue Suede Shoes is just a song.”

“Did you ever think that, [name]? That there’s a bullet somewhere… with your name on it?”

“This speed metal crap is just warmed-over Hendrix riffs, played twice as fast and half as well!”

“I need a place to kick back, where the forces of evil can’t reach me, while I make my plans, so… ”

“The slightest barometric altercation in the atmospheric pressures tend to affect my paranasal digestive systems.”

Angst Sentence Starters

Change them however you want.

“All I wanted was for you to stay.”

“Can’t we just talk?”

“Don’t treat her the way you treated me.”

“Everybody tells me you’re no good.”

“Found out you were lying when you told me you were trying.”

“Hate to complain, but she’s a bitch.”

“He’ll hurt you. I know so, he got me before you.”

“He’s dragging me down.”

“He’s just telling you what you want to hear.”

“How long is this going to last?”

“How many times do I have to apologize?!”

“I don’t think I can stop.”

“I don’t want you, but I do.”

“I love you, but I’ve got to watch out for myself.”

“It’s me or him. Make your choice.”

“I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name.”

“I was always there for you, but you were never there for me.”

“Look, I gotta warn you about your new girlfriend.”

“Nothing could kill me like you do.”

“Nothing ever gets me high like this.”

“Only you can ease my pain.”

“She took everything that ever meant something.”

“She walked away without a second look.”

“The passion just… died.”

“There’s nothing left.”

“We need to talk.”

“What do I gotta do to make you treat me right?!”

“You’re no good for my health.”

“You’re the most jealous person I’ve ever met.”

“You think you can handle me?”

Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the tags.

Fall Away, Twenty One Pilots

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

hystericalnoisemaker:

drparisa:

lakidaa:

people who know who my OCs are

people who like my OCs

people who like to know more about my OCs

moonrise kingdom (2012) / sentence meme

what happened to your hand?

it’s a warning.

why are you cursing at me?

in fact, i guarantee it.

we’re building a treehouse.

i found this on top of our refrigerator.

sometimes i stick leaves on my hair. it helps cool your head down.

anyway, that’s what you’re supposed to say.

i know what you do with that sad, dumb policeman.

which injuries are you apologizing for, specifically?

when we first met each other, something happened to us.

he’s not dumb… but i guess he is kind of sad.

that’s a loaded question.

don’t say ❛hate.❜

come and get me, you bastards!

get out of my chimney.

i don’t like the snappy attitude.

stop feeling sorry for yourself.

those sons of bitches, they got him right through the neck.

nobody else does.    

is that a yes?

those were your last words.

but he didn’t deserve to die.

she didn’t love me back.

all mankind makes mistakes.

i love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about. 

i love you, too.

why do you consider me your enemy?

that sounds like poetry. 

i feel i’m in a real family now. 

         do you like turtles? do you like sassy geniuses with a mission on their hands? do you like inventors whose most important invention just happens to be a gauntlet that allows them to jump across dimensions? or perhaps you’re just looking to reacquaint yourself with an old pal.

         this is the return of ijounakame, an extremely au 2012 donatello blog written by decay! temporarily dash-only, hopefully that won’t hinder things too much. this muse was established back in mid-2015, rebooted near the end of 2016, and is finally getting a proper revival here and now.

          so let’s show them what a survivor looks like.