do You Like Turtles? Do You Like Sassy Geniuses With A Mission On Their Hands? Do You Like

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probs gonna wait until after my theme’s ready on donnie to do starters -- call it a sense of incompleteness, you know?

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I feel like a lot of people don’t want to ask questions they have about gender/sexuality to LGBT people because they don’t want to offend them because we talk about cishet people asking stupid or intrusive questions a lot

But actually when you’re questioning it’s really helpful to be able to ask some ‘stupid’ questions although you’re too afraid to

So can y'all LGBTQIA+ people reblog this if you’re totally fine with people asking questions about your gender/sexuality, as long as they do so respectfully

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“I need you” Sentence Starters

aka my life and yours are two parts of a whole

“I can’t do this without you.”

“Don’t let go of my hand through this, please.”

“If you walk away everything will fall apart.”

“All I want is your lips against mine right now.”

“It wasn’t just a one off for me; it was me hoping you’d see the connection.”

“We’ve been through everything else together.  This is no different.”

“You’re my other half.”

“There’s no one else I’d rather have with me than you.”

“You need to help me, I can’t do this alone.”

“I’ve never felt alone since you came into my life.”

“What am I supposed to do if you walk away?”

“This distance is killing me.”

“Don’t let this distance tear us apart.”

“I need you as much as you need me.”

“Letting go was never an option.”

“All the time did was make me realize that you’re supposed to be with me.”

“I’ve made so many mistakes, but you’re not one of them.”

“I need you to help me reach the top shelf.”

“Two people aren’t this made for each other so easily.”

“You’re worth any fight.”

“I’m crying on the floor and nothing’s right, but I know you can make this better.”

“I’m way too drunk to be driving, so I was gonna walk home– stay on the phone with me, okay?”

“There’s this couple’s contest, and I know we’re not dating, but the grand prize is this big ass load of food– help me.”

“It doesn’t matter if you need me; you broke everything.”

“Everything’s really shitty right now.  So how about you get in this car with me and we drive to wherever for however long?”

“I’ll go if you go.”

“I’ll only do this if you help me.”

“I can’t depend on anyone else, just you.”

“Thank you for always being here for me.”

“You could call be at any time and I’d drop anything if you needed me.”

“All you have to do is show me that you feel the same.”

“I know that I need you, but sometimes the feeling doesn’t seem reciprocated.”

“I’m pathetic, because I go to you for everything, but you’d pick someone over me any day.”

“Can you give me a ride?”

“I didn’t tell anyone else I was leaving… You deserved to know though.”

“I’ll still be here when you get back.”

“Isn’t in terrifying that we both couldn’t go without the other?”

“This ring proves that I’m always here for you.”

“Come here, let me give you a hug.”

“My date stood me up, can you come with me to egg his/her car?”

“My date stood me up, can you come pick me up?”

“The lights don’t shine as bright when you’re not here.”

“I can’t deal with us drifting apart anymore.”

“I feel like I’m gripping with all my might and you’re not even lifting a finger.”

“My friend locked me outside naked.  Help.”

“My friend needs to see I’m dating someone so they’ll stop including me in blind dates–yes, I know we’re not dating, but still.”

“I don’t call you my partner in crime for no reason.”

“Can you come over so I don’t feel so alone anymore?”

“You ran to get here this quickly?!”

“I need you.”

Send a name and a sentence xx

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spunstories :

psa;; please, for the love of god, don’t try to force someone to write with you. it’s uncomfortable enough to have to politely decline the first time; don’t make them more uncomfortable by pestering them. some people have anxiety issues, or feel the need to please everyone. don’t guilt trip them. don’t pressure them. and please don’t be rude if they tell you no. they didn’t owe you a response, but they took the time to write one anyway. accept it graciously. thank them for their time and move on. respect their wishes. be a considerate human being. 

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*: ･ﾟ✧   black butler season one episode three starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

“ i’m so, so, sorry, i… i’ll wipe it off.”

“ why did you agree to take on such a useless idiot?”

“ you’re one to talk.”

“ it didn’t seem like such a bad idea.”

“ can’t refuse your favorite ___, can you?”

“ i never expected that i would be affected by it as well.”

“ i’m so sorry for causing all this trouble.”

“ whoa, calm down a second!”

“ should we take the knife away?”

“ just think of the horrible mess you would make.”

“ it would take hours just to clean up the blood.”

“ thank you. you’re so very kind.”

“ that was kindness?”

“ perhaps you should just sit there and relax so you don’t cause anymore trouble.”

“ if you do decide to seek your eternal rest, please see to it outside, would you?”

“ and try not to make too big a mess.”

“ it’s a pain to special-order a new one.”

“ you haven’t had a growth-spurt in years.”

“ we shouldn’t stay away for too long.”

“ it was a great tragedy.”

“ forgive me for asking, but your parents, did they…?”

“ sadly, they both perished in the fire.”

“ you just need to rest yourself for a while.”

“ why are they all skulls?!”

“ no! not again!”

“ i’ve made yet another unacceptable mistake.”

“ i can’t go on any longer!”

“ quit trying to die all the time!”

“ but i have to! it’s the only way to redeem my honor.”

“ i’m sure you’re tired.”

“ what’s the matter?”

“ what happened to this place?”

“ why, it’s a disaster!”

“ what is going on here?”

“ why on earth are you dressed as lunatics?”

“ you’re crazy! crazy…!”

“ what are you doing now?”

“ at the moment i believe i’m in the process of dying.”

“ you’re back! i missed you so much.”

“ what a surprise!”

“ how many times do i have to tell you? call me ___.”

“ oh, you really are just the cutest thing ever!”

“ i could just eat you up!”

“ you detract from the beauty of the room.”

“ oh! but i made such a lovely decoration out of him.”

“ yes! just look at it all. isn’t it so cute now?”

“ and i have a present for you too.”

“ you’re always dressed in black. i thought this would be a nice change.”

“ what do you think?”

“ i am deeply honored that you went to so much trouble for my sake.”

“ your generosity overwhelms me.”

“ happy to help.”

“ in any event, what are you doing here?”

“ i sneaked away because i wanted to see you, silly!”

“ you- you sneaked away? don’t you think you’ll get into trouble.”

“ why don’t we have a ball tonight?”

“ you can be my escort and we’ll dance around all night long.”

“ isn’t that a wonderful idea?”

“ you’ll wear the clothes i picked out for you, won’t you?”

“ pretty please? it’ll be so cute on you!”

“ you come with me! i want to make you even cuter than you already are.”

“ wait! i said NO BALL!”

“ i believe the wisest course of action is to go along with the plan.”

“ i don’t think she is going to listen to reason.”

“ i know i’ve never seen you dance before, but i assume that you can?”

“ well, that explains why you’re always such a wallflower at social engagements.”

“ i have too much work to do.”

“ i don’t have time to waste on dancing.”

“ with all due respect, dancing is a necessary skill to possess.”

“ fine, i’ll do it. now stop the lecture.”

“ we don’t have sufficient time to call in a tutor.”

“ don’t be ridiculous! i’m not going to take dancing instructions from you!”

“ besides, do you even know how to dance?”

“ now, if you would do me the honor, may i have this dance?”

“ your natural ability for dancing isn’t so much lacking as it is non-existent.”

“ you cannot simply cling for dear life onto your dance partner.”

“ you’re too tall / short, it’s not working!”

“ most importantly, you need to wipe that gloomy look off your face.”

“ now, let’s have a smile. pretend that it’s fun.”

“ let me go!”

“ i can’t smile.”

“ i’ve forgot how.”

“ i don’t know how to pretend like i’m having fun.”

“ how AWFUL! this is the most humiliating outfit ever.”

“ i think you’re going to have to make peace with it.”

“ that’s your problem with it?!”

“ i can’t live with a shame as deep as this. no… i’d rather die!”

“ eh… you aren’t going to try to stop me this time?”

“ i’ll make you look so adorable!”

“ i’m really farsighted, i can’t see anything without my glasses.”

“ you don’t have to see to have fun.”

“ now hand those over, silly.”

“ no, no, please!”

“ leave her / him alone.”

“ ___! you look adorable!”

“ why aren’t you wearing the ring i brought you?”

“ you’re so cruel!”

“ hah! fooled you! it’s mine now!”

“ give it back!”

“ wh-why are you so angry at me?”

“ what’s wrong?”

“ so- so why are you so angry?”

“ it’s truly one of a kind.”

“ it- it was that important? and i destroyed it?”

“ what are you doing?!”

“ how long are you going to cry?”

“ i- i’m so sorry.”

“ your face is a mess.”

“ what the hell? you can actually sing?!”

“ you can count on me.”

“ are you sure?”

“ indeed, i’m more deadly efficient than i appear.”

“ i’m in your debt.”

“ you’ve taught me a lot.”

“ they say that before a person dies, his life flashes before him.”

“ i know that when i see the light of death, this momentous evening is what will appear to me in my dying vision!”

“ interesting that you would say that.”

“ it’s finally over.”

“ you seemed to be enjoying yourself for a while there.”

“ don’t be so foolish.”

“ am i the fool here?”

“ when i close my eyes, i hear them too.”

“ i hear voices echoing in my head.”

“ you must get some rest”

“ don’t want to make yourself ill, do you?”

“ stay with me till i fall asleep.”

“ goodness, are you displaying weakness in front of me now?”

“ i will stay here. i am by your side forever. until the end.”

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i haven’t watched any 2k12 since Slash and Destroy, but I’m really glad they at least tried to improve their human designs in season 5. also, uh, somehow the boys went to the past and there’s vampires and shit. ok. i’m not going for any context at this point.

well, other than “see, this is why i killed off donnie’s family at the end of season 3, ciro nieli is a fucking shitposter who apparently needs to jump the shark by using time travel and supernatural creatures instead of the sci-fi mutants and aliens that we’d literally been seeing for the first few seasons”.

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Uhhhhhhhh, so, kind of an update since I realized I ghosted everybody and their mom and went AWOL. Which I apologize for, because I didn’t mean for that to happen.

As you’ve likely noticed, I’m still not back onto Gospel yet, mostly because Chapter 5 isn’t released yet. If you really want to ask my opinions on anything BATIM-related or otherwise, feel free to hit up @buildourmachine, since that’s my personal sideblog.

Another thing you’ve likely noticed is that I’ve…basically disappeared on the blogs I said I’d be active on. I really haven’t had much muse for those blogs as of late, and I also realized that I’d taken too much onto my plate, some of which was becoming a “finish just to get it done” factor. So I’ve shelved a couple of projects, and I’ll go on HIATUS on my other RP blogs until…

…and this is the big one…

Probably October-November, due to Back To School time at my workplace. For those of you who’ve been with me since I was calling myself TC, you know how this time period wrecks my schedule and my muse. I work, I head home, I relax with friends and head for bed early because I’m so tired. The works.

Now, I will be keeping an ear out for word about Chapter 5 or other big developments to fandoms, but currently I have three projects that I’ve been cultivating at different rates: a small visual novel project ( just for funsies ), a blog ( @fivenightsleft , the Miketrap theory-based Michael Afton I’d had planned prior to making Alice ), and a possible fic ( again, just for funsies ).

And yeah! Just as a small tl;dr:

My muse has been mostly shot, thanks to both taking too many projects and Back to School arriving.

Back to School will basically fuck me up until October-November.

I will be keeping an ear out for Chapter 5.

I’ve got a few small projects in the wings to help me upkeep my writing / etc., being worked on at different rates.

You can contact me at @buildourmachine if you want opinions / clarification / etc. on anything.

Thanks for your time, and again, I do apologize!

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