* At An Art Exhibition, In Front Of A Million Dollar Painting *

* at an art exhibition, in front of a million dollar painting *

Person to the group: And you can see the painter took a whole new perspective: He tilted his head once and kept it so for 14 hours to complete this painting in one sitting.

Me: * raises hand * Or he lied and just tilted the canvas before the exhibition?

Everyone: ...

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3 years ago

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2 years ago

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4 years ago

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Guide me to a mental asylum.

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