Somebody Make Me A Book Where The Protagonist Is A Robot And It Embarks On Worldly Adventures, Risks

Joshler may be the only ship which gives us ship problems and then also gives songs to deal with it

reading between the lines is all fun and cool until you start criticizing stuff which is not even there

It flopped on twitter 😞

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

I think my leg doesn't function properly. So, should I consult a psychiatrist or an orthopaedic surgeon?

* on call *

“Wonder where it is?"

" Where is what?"

" Home."

" For the last time, Ryan, I just sent you to get groceries. I didn't throw you out!"

Pffft

I never beheld anything so utterly destroyed.

~ from Frankenstein by Mark Shelley.

me when i look into a mirror 🙂