I Wanna Know What Psychopaths Think Of Farting In Public...

what is life without consonants but vowels?

@ whoever wants to ☺️

Choose one picture from ur camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 ppl

tagged by @shy–cum

@papsmearrrr @asongthatsingsitself @brutus-red-xiii @m4rris @wolf-biter @esquizoanalise @galacticgothsquid @iamjohanna @shad-bhaddie ok that’s more than 5, whatever

Howls, running sewing machine and ppl with soft voices Ig

What sounds do you find satisfying?

May gravity be with you, my child.

#suicidal #itsmaybeokay

* at an art exhibition, in front of a million dollar painting *

Person to the group: And you can see the painter took a whole new perspective: He tilted his head once and kept it so for 14 hours to complete this painting in one sitting.

Me: * raises hand * Or he lied and just tilted the canvas before the exhibition?

Everyone: ...

daily wisdom: never fail to get your childhood trauma 'cause remember traumatic children produce hot adults

I feel this on weirdly deep levels..

EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT CAN YOU PLEASE NOT-

If anyone else has more of these please feel free to point them my way for a part II. though maybe not bilbo, he’s too pure to be lusted over

cr: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Whatever..

@jakegyllenholmes @smthngofthepulsars

another one

Or what if we hold hands/tentacles with the jellyfish also

concept: you taking me to an aquarium and watching lovingly as i completely ignore you to look at the jellyfish

why bother when you can be a bother