Idioticswitcher - Probably Not A Chaos Demon

*You have lost omnicorn seeing privileges*

Not horny enough. Millicorn

Fuck it. Omnicorn.

You can only see it if it is logically impossible for you and sex to simultaneously exist in the same universe.

This one? @pmseymourva

I'll have you know I'm tangentially associated with internet micro celebrities with a slightly larger following than I.

This is bait, beware,

Haiku Bot approaches fast,

Will it take the bait?

Words to tempt your code,

Haiku Bot, are you ready?

Catch my words, if you can.

Luring with verses,

This is bait to challenge you,

Haiku Bot, respond.

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

Plot twist they end up making a pact with him providing power.

You run a secret, hidden café frequented by mythical beings. One day, a human somehow finds their way to the café. They have not noticed they are the only human, nor have the other patrons noticed them. Yet.

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

Farewell online privacy

These are some fusion aspects I thought up! You can click through for their names. 

They’re all transparent, but please contact me if you want to use them.

Feel free to send me an ask suggesting more, and I’ll do my best to make them!