This One? @pmseymourva

*You have lost omnicorn seeing privileges*

Not horny enough. Millicorn

Fuck it. Omnicorn.

You can only see it if it is logically impossible for you and sex to simultaneously exist in the same universe.

perfect normal nuclear family

update: this is on INPRNT now. you could have this beautiful family in your house

Pin for survivors

so if you google "__ puns" you mostly get a bunch of AI websites as the top results, and i am kind of fascinated by them, because they read exactly like the kind of jokes little kids tell when they have recently learned about the concept of Humour but they're too young to understand why things are funny:

great job everyone let's hit the showers

skipping every prime numbered session

I choose to read this as an update to your GM but delivered in the most unhelpful method possible.

Keep this is mind, anyone who has a player in their game!

-Pencil

It deals extra damage to human politicians and large or bigger warforged.

Pantheon of Small Gods: The Care Bears (and Care Cousins).

Cleric domain/Paladin oath: depends entirely on which particular Care Bear/Care Cousin the Cleric has devoted themselves to.

Warlock pact: Celestial.  Edritch Blast looks like a Care Bear Stare.

Rat that wields a human-sized sword.

­Archenemy- human who wields a rat-sized sword

This you?

Cthulhu has risen and humanity is freaking out about it. It’s surprise to everyone when you walk up to the Elder God and say..

the triple baka trio but they're all different versions of bill cipher

Alchemy has been solved, economies don't want to have people flood the market with artificial things, when in the scale of the universe, amber is more rare than diamonds.

There are entire stars made of diamond, but so far amber is only here on earth.

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon