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Aigis is a gift to this world

How they do this in da depression ad

Ha Ha! You've fallen for my trap card! Absolute ADHD zone! You will now be cursed to overstimulation via my blogs bs!

It deals extra damage to human politicians and large or bigger warforged.

Pantheon of Small Gods: The Care Bears (and Care Cousins).

Cleric domain/Paladin oath: depends entirely on which particular Care Bear/Care Cousin the Cleric has devoted themselves to.

Warlock pact: Celestial.  Edritch Blast looks like a Care Bear Stare.

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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Same vibe

Fork in him

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

say his name three times!