Aigis Is A Gift To This World

We should all make a boop laundering scheme. Just millions of boops from hidden sources.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Welcome to Nightvale, or any other weird podcast helps me have weird thoughts in a separate location from my work brain.

It’s literally that simple

Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”

Me: “Did you give him music?”

Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”

Me:

“k, bring me the child”

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”

Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: “k I’m done! :-)”

Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”

Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.

perfect normal nuclear family

update: this is on INPRNT now. you could have this beautiful family in your house

Here, 100 bucks.

(Disclaimer: Not to be used as legal tender)

Pukicho! lend me some money

Ohh sureee let me just dig into my WALLET that has MONEY and give you MONEY. Get a fucking grip.

I wanted to join that 'International Miku' trend that is going on on Twitter. But there were already too many gorgeous mexican Mikus... but probably not a single baltic prussian Miku 😎 (if there are already, then I want to see them! <3 )

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.