I Think This Is THE Httyd Book Drawing

I didn't like it it just felt anticlimatic. It was a great book don't get me wrong but it's not as good as the other ones

this might be a stupid question but why does everyone hate book 5?

Genuinely have no idea, so this is an open invitation to everyone who feels like they can add to the discussion to please do so in the reblogs and replies of this post

Shout out to my bro who wrote weezer at the top

Some shitty httyd fanarts I did fir Hiccups birthday

hi i saw ur post about wanting to take requests to write about hoo and I have one for u

Maybe leo×automaton reader? I was listening to polyester girl and thought it'd be a funny idea (i also just hate calleo with a passion) ok bye thxx

W song choice also so real for hating calleo. I actually love this idea so I'm really glad you asked me to write it and thank you for being the first to request a fic!

Warnings: pet names (babe)

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Leo thought you were beautiful. With your soft skin and lush hair. Leo found it unfortunate that it wasn't real but he loved you regardless. He's never been good with people, never understanding what made them tick. But with you, since you were an automaton, it just came naturally. It's like he had a 6th sense for everything you needed. Like his magic Hepheastus powers allowed him to read your mechanical mind. He knew when you wanted flowers, when you wanted hugs, when you were bored or upset and he always tried his best to adhere to your needs.

You sat cross-legged on the floor, holding your hair out of the way while he worked on fixing a loose cog under the hatch in the back of your neck. "Jeez, Daedalus really put work into this, huh?" He muttered, impressed by the wiring and pumping of your robotic insides. Back in the labyrinth, Daedalus not only had a son, but a daughter. You weren't mentioned in mythology because you weren't as relevant as your brother Icarus. You'd never truly felt seen, being kept alive for centuries just so your father had someone to speak to to prevent insanity in the confined walls of the maze while everyone above spoke of the tragedy that was your brother's death. Maybe if you had been reckless you'd have the same recognition he does. But you were glad you'd been smarter than him because if you hadn't you would've never met Leo. Leo made you feel seen, wanted, tended to. Leo loved you, and he made that abundantly clear.

"Babe, pass me a screwdriver real quick?" He requested, gesturing to the screwdriver in the toolbox by your knee. "The small one, please." When you handed him the screwdriver he thanked you, pressing a kiss to your temple as a show of gratitude before he returned his focus to the back of your neck. You looked to the side with your eyes, watching in the mirror as he sat in a position that made him look like a shrimp with his tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth and his thick eyebrows knitted together in unwavering concentration, careful not to mess up or ruin anything. He'd never forgive himself if he messed you up somehow. He shut the hatch and grabbed your shoulder to spin you around and face him, like a hairdresser after giving you a funky new hairdo. You smiled at him and took his hand. "Thank you, Leo."

Leo fought back a shudder as your freezing cold hand intertwined with his. "No problem, babe. I love you." His hand heated up to warm yours before he let his hand cool down, the heat sticking to your fake skin and giving the illusion of a real hand holding his. A feeling he yearns for. He knows you can't give him that feeling, you know it too. And he knows you can't help it, but he craves it. No matter how realistic your skin feels or how defined your carved in fingerprints are, you aren't a real human. Not physically atleast. But even so, he loves you and there is not a thing in the world he'd give you up for, not even warm skin.

They should make an option for telling Google gemini ai to die forever

Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.

Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.

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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*

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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?

Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?

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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.

Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.

Fishlegs: FUCK!

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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?

Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.

Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?

Fishlegs: oh lord help me.

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Camicazi: I'll bite you.

Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.

Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.

Yona gets so much hate and she doesn't even deserve it like "She broke up Link and Sidon! 🥺" Shut the fuck up.

I think the autism spectrum should look like a spider web that way everyone has their own little individual spot on it

I don't like the line because I see it and think it's the autismometer

I know I said Hiccup's favourite band would be either the cranberries or ABBA but I was wrong it's actually radio head.

HTTYD BOOK HEADCANONS!!!

Hiccup hates being hugged because normally when people grab him it's because they're trying to hold him still so they can kill him.

Fishlegs was born premature.

Camicazi hates coconuts.

Hiccup is autistic.

If Hiccup had Spotify his favourite band would be either ABBA or The Cranberries.

Because Hiccup spent a whole book speaking pretty much only dragonese he sometimes forgets words in English when he's talking to people.

Hiccup used to hide his slave mark from his dad by wearing his helmet to sleep. He did this for a month after he got it and then just decided he was being paranoid and stopped.

Camicazi believes in the toothfairy and Fishlegs keeps trying to convince her it doesn't exist because he never gets money from his teeth.

Fishlegs once tore his hut apart looking for his lobster claw necklace and had to ask Hiccup to help him look and it turned out to just be under his bed.

Fishlegs us scared of mice

In book 4 it says Camicazi admires Hiccup so I think she sees him as sort of a leader or older brother.

Camicazi's favourite colour is red.

Fishlegs at first didn't like Camicazi very much but as they hung out more he started liking her a lot more and now they're besties.

Toothles would sell Hiccup to Alvin for a snack.

Hey ya'll seen that one movie about this one kid

who finds something that should be considered dangerous and

untamable

only for them to become friends with it

then get attacked so because of their bond it attacks to protect

and then by the end of the movie their friendship is saved and now everyone knows the truth about the creature who is actually really nice

Yeah im talking about Lilo and Stitch!

My oc Oscar is a goblin ehos in a cult and has no idea and he's gonna find out in the most soul crushing way possible

[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys